99_Problemzz's profile picture. I got 99 problems but my swag ain't one.

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@99_Problemzz

I got 99 problems but my swag ain't one.

If they don't add, you need to subtract.

99_Problemzz's tweet image. If they don't add, you need to subtract.

Babies are secretly evil...

99_Problemzz's tweet image. Babies are secretly evil...

So lady, you call the cops as soon as you see a nigga walk by BUT think it's cute when santa breaks into your house and eats your cookies??


Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.


I drink while I work out. I call it Bacardio.


If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.


Careful not to trip over my amazingness, it's everywhere.


Sometimes all you need, is someone who can make you smile.


Your posts are so fascinating. How did you learn to say "I want attention" in so many different ways?


That awkward moment when you change your facebook status to “single” and your ex likes it.


Low battery! Low battery! Low battery! Well apparently, you have enough battery to remind me every 2 seconds.


Ok on a serious note, here's my real #bbmpin Get adding 😂

99_Problemzz's tweet image. Ok on a serious note, here's my real #bbmpin Get adding 😂

Santa saw your Facebook pictures... You're getting clothes and a Bible for Christmas.


Roses are red, Twitter is blue, you look bangable, so I'll follow you :)


People change.

99_Problemzz's tweet image. People change.

I think it's funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them.


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