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Adam Close

@ACCLOSE

I’m Adam. I stay playin. Bay Area Comedian. milpitas-Sf-rwc-Hayward

Still can’t believe @RealSkipBayless thought he was doin something by saying @ShannonSharpe wasn’t @TomBrady


They were asking about fake hoopers or fake players. Had to let em know 😎

ACCLOSE's tweet image. They were asking about fake hoopers or fake players. Had to let em know 😎

I heard Memphis had a real “where is Ja moment” this morning.


Sorry dude, but I’ve never been stiff with anticipation.


Tbh honest. We shoulda cared more about the Chris Kaman pictures. What did big dude need the Rambo gun for?


Nothing gonna mess up your mentals like hearing one of your friends tell one of your other friends “put it in the group text” but you aren’t in that group text 😳


If Jack Harlow wants my respect, he will remake Kid Rock’s “Cowboy” so i can turn it to 11 with a clean conscience.


This is what happens when you try to search the lakers roster

ACCLOSE's tweet image. This is what happens when you try to search the lakers roster

Is 50 points good @SacramentoKings? What happened there on the 4th? Thought you guys were the clutch team of the century? Kinda seemed like an aggressive choke job, and not clutch in any manner. But I’ll ask again…. Is 50 points good?


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Whewww frontier airlines customer service at the airport suck ass crack including that flight credit….


Bay Area rappers rap about living in condos a lot


Looking in the stands @Golden1Center playing a game of count the goatees. Is Sacramento the valley?


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i took 50 charges in a season before and my body felt like shit @ACCLOSE watched me sacrifice my body night in night out Lol


Doc rovers just said cmon 25x in the huddle


HOT TAKE FROM 2011: im a big jimmer fan, but if im a nba gm... im draftin this kid parsons from florida before him. 6'8, plays D, 4 assists, 8 boards. 38% from 3. im just sayin.


#rudygobert has baguette arms and croissant hands


2 of 2// Printing paper was extremely expensive in 2005. IF I wanted to take directions from the internet, I would write them out on paper. Mileage and all. Then all I had to do was tell my parents I was “working late at cal skate” Mischief managed 😎


Everyone always talks about “back in the day we had to print 4 pages of directions from Mapquest” I had no idea you guys was independently wealthy oligarchs with generational ruby reserves! 1 of 2


If you refer to your sibling as an “overachiever” you’re a straight up hater.


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