WeaponsGradeBitch
@AComicTragedy
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I don't always feel at the top of the gene pool — but when I do, I'm at WalMart.
Today is grandbaby sitting and I'm over the moon to spend the day with my 3 youngest glambabies. I could almost end up in a good mood.
Look. Don't piss me off. I have a wand and I'm not afraid to bibbity, bobbity, boo your ass into a pile of shit. it's morning.. fuckers..
Light travels faster than the speed of sound. Which is why some people appear so bright until they speak.
Be kind. Be generous. Be thoughtful. JUST KIDDING. That shit will be forgotten the second you fuck up, so don't bother.
How long do I have to star all of your dumb fucking tweets before you star one of my samples of genius?
*sigh* I wish someone would look at me like I look at pizza. it's morning.. fuckers..
A man was hospitalized with six plastic horses up his ass. The doctor described his condition as stable. it's morning.. fuckers..
Today's Forecast: Alcohol with low standards and poor decision making abilities. it's morning.. fuckers..
Everything happens for a reason. But sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and you make bad decisions.
A lion would never cheat on his wife. But a Tiger Wood. Ba-ZING! *crickets* hm... fuck it.. *tweet*
Something seems terribly wrong with an email I just received to purchase "Burial Life Insurance". I'm pretty much hoping I'll be dead,
Sit. Kneel. Stand. Kneel. No Wait. Sit. Stand. FUCK. That's not right. Sit. Kneel. SUM BITCH! Fuck. Church is hard.
I actually had a date tonight. With a guy. Who wanted to go outside in the world. And eat dinner. What the *hell* was he thinking?
Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust. Life's a bitch, and beer's a must. it's morning.. fuckers..
The secret of enjoying a bottle of wine. 1. Open the bottle to let breathe. 2. If it's not breathing, give it mouth to mouth.
Some condoms need to come with apology letters from the condom factory. it's morning.. fuckers
I was blocked by someone who thought I was trying to hit on him to have a twitter crush.. evidently he's more foolish than I thought.
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