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Austin Aries
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🍌 Austin Aries AKA Banana Master 😎 Descriptive & Literate 🍌 Mostly active in DMs 😎 Open to interactions, SL's, etc 🍌 Experienced writer 😎 RT & Like if you want
No, I’m not dead. Yet… Yes, I have another match this weekend. If you can’t be there in person, you can still witness greatness on GSW’s YouTube channel.
Yeah well, maybe it is. A lot of things needs to be done as well, but it’s definitely worth a try.
Living together sounds like a rush, but hey, as long as you both are happy, you're good.
Yeah... that’d be weird. But, we’re not... you know, there yet. We’re not going to be rushing things.
Oh. Well. That's... A thing I guess. You do know that makes me like... Your father-in-law, yeah?
No, no. I’m staying there rent free. Well, we met at a show and, I found out that we both loved to cook, and... I wasn't looking for a relationship, but we have great chemistry, so we decided to give it a shot. 🤷🏻♂️
Uhm... Yeah? Is he renting a room or like... Okay fine, how did that end up happening?
Oh, I thought you’d never ask. Well, I’m going to be staying there for... a while. I’m not exactly sure how long, but hopefully a few months, maybe even a few years if things go according to plan.
Don't defend my house against me. What are you even doing there?
Says the weird guy with the marker.
Well I kept staring at my watch and it had been hours, but then I came out and they're like "that took a while" but it had been like 30 minutes or something. Nothing major. Just a weird place.
And nobody came looking for you? Hmm... That is strange. Then what happened?
Well... I asked for directions, he said "right down this hallway" so I went there and there was nothing for hours and hours.
I don’t know, Jim. Could’ve been blood, for all I know. It sounds like you’ve really angered them. You knew the house is haunted, you could’ve nicely asked for directions, you know, instead of drawing on the walls with a MARKER.
A MARKER! WHAT ELSE? I'm not the Marquis De Sade. It was the bathroom and the top room.
Hold on a sec... Was the bathroom the only room you couldn’t get to? And, what did you draw with, exactly? 🤔
I mean... I tried going to the bathroom and I honestly swear the hallway was long as hell. I even drew a mark on the wall to see if I was just going in circles and I was.
Wait. What? 😂😂 Tell me more. Sounds like a great story to share.
I mean it fucking is! I didn't say there were decapitated heads in the fridge, I said there were three days walking in circles when I needed to piss!
Strange? Weird? ... Who are you?
That's a strange thing to get used to. We used to go there more often-ish before, but things got busy here and weird there.
At first I wasn’t sure, but later I understood that, that’s how things work around here and I gotta adapt to it. I see things differently now as I learn new things about this property and its current owner.
Are you sure? Neverending stairs, doors that appear and disappear, rooms that were never built. And I've been sober there too.
Actually, I don’t think it’s as ominous as you think it is.
I know...
... Yeah. It’s a beautiful place, indeed. In so many ways.
I’m in another dimension, I believe...
That's an excellent question. I think it does. Most of the time. Where have you even been?
... What happened to you? Is your brain still functioning?
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