Mark Pruett
@AFewWords
programmer / writer - new tech, semi-professional curmudgeonry
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Our energy problems would be solved tomorrow if we could invent a car that ran on stupid.
My son is leaving for boot camp this afternoon. I am officially a mess.
I love my new Evo but I need smaller hands or my fat fingers sharpened.
Just watched Chelsea from @scootrva on nbc12 showing how to lock a scooter. For Scoot Richmond establishing shot, they used a gnome-cam.
Epoxy I'm using says avoid contact with skin, but I'm using finger to apply it and feel fine - HEY! where's my FINGERPRINTS?
Google Map directions now include (beta) option for bicycle routes. Seems to work well for #scooters as well. Avoids major roads.
Ah, I was on the scooter, in the driveway, motor running -- ready for a nice ride. And the pager went off. Thanks, work.
To do: clone self so clone-me can provide air-tight alibi when me-me commits heinous crime...
This afternoon, the office coffeepots are labeled: "regular", "decaf", "chunky-style". Decisions...
If you want me to see your "reasoning" you'll get more traction if you don't scream it at me.
Inconsiderate Office Haiku #1: Heard you lost your job / Very sorry to hear that / Can I have your chair?
@scootrva but it's a hybrid -- it runs on gasoline *and* chutzpah.
Anybody know where I misplaced the month of December? I know it was around here somewhere...
Sometimes the choice isn't between right and wrong, it's between wrong and less-wrong.
Testing various MP3 variable bit-rate encodings for @vavoice. Because I'm a nerd.
Best three inventions of Mankind, in no particular order: Fire, The Wheel, Compressed Air in a Can.
Spare pull-chain lamp socket in the garage. Old desk lamp resurrected FTW!
United States Trends
- 1. Casey Mears N/A
- 2. Ole Miss N/A
- 3. John Wick N/A
- 4. State of Play N/A
- 5. Castlevania N/A
- 6. God of War N/A
- 7. #NASCAR N/A
- 8. Silent Hill N/A
- 9. Ousmane Dieng N/A
- 10. Konami N/A
- 11. Lajoie N/A
- 12. Louie N/A
- 13. Adam Silver N/A
- 14. Mikayla Blakes N/A
- 15. Olivia Miles N/A
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- 18. Nanos N/A
- 19. Duel 1 N/A
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