AJSchell12's profile picture. #WhoBitBeyonce

princess scumbag 💎

@AJSchell12

#WhoBitBeyonce

I just entered the Honda at Music Festival Sweepstakes for a chance to win a Honda Civic or music festival tickets! Visit music.honda.com to enter! No purchase necessary. Must be 18+ to enter music.honda.com


I never know how to react when my bosses thank me for working events that involve free food and alcohol, like, thank you for hiring me???


“I think 80s babies age the best” says the bitter 30 year old I’m working with


Just saw a little girl at this festival wearing a pink tutu and pink converse and no shirt and if that isn’t my future daughter then I don’t want one


“You’re naked, wasted and sweating the entire time...it’s awesome” -my friend on summer in New Orleans


I find myself getting mad when I have to drive somewhere that’s more than 15 minutes away, then I remember when I lived in Atlanta and was stoked when something was only 30 minutes away


Considering going to bourbon street right now


Someone just came up to me and said it’s a great day to be alive and tbh I rly needed that


“Charlie my day is good again!” -jenna when she remembered we have leftover grocery store fried chicken in the fridge


“Do you have the men’s shirt in a large?” “Which one?” “The trey one” “This is a trey show they’re all trey shirts”


brides.com/story/an-over-… the most shocking thing about this article is their wedding song, and I’m not gonna lie, it’ll surprise ya


princess scumbag 💎 reposted

Seeing is so expensive if you're not born with 20/20 vision. $70/a month for contacts or $200 to $400 for eyeglasses. Meanwhile shorty over there is wearing non-prescription glasses for "fashion". Must be nice. Seeing for free and appropriating poor vision culture. 🤧


princess scumbag 💎 reposted

ladies you have $15 to spend on the perfect man $300 - works out $200 - smart $400 - smells nice $70 - has a job $10 - is a mouse named stuart $5 - owns a red convertible $500 - over 6 feet tall


“Hey baby did she give you some liquid sugar?” -McDonald’s employee after seeing my face when I took a sip of my iced coffee


When I was about to give up hope they finally call C210. Things are looking up folks!


United States Trends

Loading...

Something went wrong.


Something went wrong.