Elizabeth Warren (Parody)
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A Lizard Bot Warmonger. #VettingWarren
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Here's me as a Republican when I was a wee slip of a girl at just 47. Hey, we all make our share of youthful mistakes.
Well, thanks for playing, everyone. I'm going to go home and drink several beers, or whatevers. nytimes.com/2019/10/15/us/…
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Ilhan Omar Endorses Bernie Sanders, and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Will Do So as Well (Published 2019)
“I believe Bernie Sanders is the best candidate to take on Donald Trump in 2020,” Ms. Omar said. Ms. Ocasio-Cortez will appear with Mr. Sanders at a rally on Saturday.
Watch my 2018 Senate ad as I personally discuss my Native American heritage, my parents' elopement, and more. In the old words of my friend Stephen Colbert, it doesn't matter that it's made up, because it FEELS true.
I hope they'll all be watching me tonight! nypost.com/2019/10/14/eli…
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Elizabeth Warren has a history of collecting cash from billionaires
WASHINGTON – Elizabeth Warren may have said “no” to billionaires, but many are saying yes to her. A review of Warren’s campaign donations to her presidential and Senate campaigns...
I've never been more honored to work alongside a sexist, #racist, anti-Asian, anti-LatinX, xenophobic, homophobic slut-shamer than I am to work alongside @AshleeMPreston! #MondayMood #MondayThoughts #DemDebate #DemocraticDebate #ElizabethWarrenHasAPlanFor Hiring Bigots
But I've got the bigoted TV personality vote all locked up! Right @AshleeMPreston? nytimes.com/2019/10/14/us/…
Wishing a very festive Indigenous People's Day to all my fellow feather-not-dot Indians!
Just a highly restrictive four-page NDA that even Elizabeth Warren's unpaid interns are forced to sign, nothin' to see here, folks. documentcloud.org/documents/6214…
My campaign surrogate and Bernie attack dog @AshleeMPreston had to lock down her account because some absolutely awful people were... [checks notes]... Discovering dozens of her recent racist and homophobic tweets.
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![ALizardBotW's tweet image. My campaign surrogate and Bernie attack dog @AshleeMPreston had to lock down her account because some absolutely awful people were... [checks notes]... Discovering dozens of her recent racist and homophobic tweets.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EG0JtfKU4AANkw8.jpg)
![ALizardBotW's tweet image. My campaign surrogate and Bernie attack dog @AshleeMPreston had to lock down her account because some absolutely awful people were... [checks notes]... Discovering dozens of her recent racist and homophobic tweets.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EG0JtfKUYAA8bfJ.jpg)
Just one example of the original thinking and original policy that my team of very original policy makers has come up with.
#MeToo icon Rose McGowan just tweeted, "I can't believe I ever supported Hillary Clinton. She protected the Monster... Predators are her style." Rose, young lady, you are cancelled! #SundayMorning #SundayMotivation #SundayThoughts #SundayBrunch #SundayVibes #FriendshipIsMagic
As you can see on television ALMOST every day, my policies are exactly the same as Bernie's. ABC News, you're on my poop list.
Sen. Bernie Sanders tells @jonkarl a key difference between him and 2020 rival Sen. Elizabeth Warren: “Elizabeth, I think, as you know, has said that she is a capitalist through her bones. I’m not.” WATCH the full interview Sunday on @ThisWeekABC. abcn.ws/2VA6VSS
"I suggest you marry one woman... assuming you can find one!" [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE HERE] I hope I read that right, Mr. Cox sir. It didn't get a ton of laughs in rehearsal, but hey, it's all in the delivery.
Meet Morgan W. Cox III, a real estate developer at the Marquis Group, board member of the Human Rights Campaign, and long time donor to Elizabeth Warren. What are the chances this viral moment was pitched to Warren's campaign in advance?
But on the plus side, I support people with breasts marrying other people with breasts. (As of this week anyway.)
Meet Morgan W. Cox III, a real estate developer at the Marquis Group, board member of the Human Rights Campaign, and long time donor to Elizabeth Warren. What are the chances this viral moment was pitched to Warren's campaign in advance?
Well, who are you going to believe, gosh darn it? Me or your lying eyes?
Watch me say I would be my state's first Native American senator, and then change the subject twice when asked what I do would do for Native American issues.
I've got the "yellow" vote locked up!
Meet Morgan W. Cox III, a real estate developer at the Marquis Group, board member of the Human Rights Campaign, and long time donor to Elizabeth Warren. What are the chances this viral moment was pitched to Warren's campaign in advance?
"[Debtors] don't pay their bills, change their names... There are a lot of responses to debt... Knocking over a 7-11 is a response to debt!" You heard it here first: I believe that poor people are freeloaders, criminals and thieves. But I've got a plan for that!
It's been too long since I posted this very recent picture of me applauding Donald Trump. Impeach Trump!
Elizabeth Warren was key in asbestos case bostonglobe.com/metro/2012/04/…
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