Emily Wesley Stringer
@AMMFBlog
I’m Emily. Millennial trash. Word slinger. Dog wrangler.
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Who decided what time it was? When did they decide this? And why do we still abide by this concept of time?
You are asked to show ID for Sharpie markers but can buy a gun online.
Those who claim that nothing can be done just prove they don’t have the creativity or empathy to lead.
This is fucking terrible.
Fourteen students and one teacher have been killed in a mass shooting at an elementary school in Uvalde, Texas. The gunman, an 18-year-old from the small city, is also dead, authorities said. Here's what we know so far: ti.me/3wGWb9s
Me to my nine year old daughter: “Hey Charlotte, want a Flintstone vitamin?” Her: “What’s a Flinstone?” 😭
SNL is going to be rough next season. It’s always a hard time at my house to let new cast members into our lives.
Did they release the Pete Davidson news first to cushion the impact of the Kate McKinnon news? #MomsOnTheRoof
Haven’t been on Twitter in months and expected something horrible to show up in my feed. Got this instead. Was not disappointed.
This TikTok trend is real this time inputmag.com/culture/hanger…
Can we agree that the first bowl of cereal is a warm up?
Why is this not an Olympic sport?
Tiger King is coming back this year — and Season 2 promises just as much mayhem and madness as Season 1!
I write about sleep for a living and have bad sleep habits. I'm the doctor who smokes.
If Ashli Babbitt was a patriot. Lauren Boebert was a valedictorian at Trump University.
Ashli Babbitt and all the other January 6th terrorist were radicalized by Trump and his lawyers who knew they were lying. They are responsible for every drop of blood spilled that day.
(Seattle, Washington): Fans bring their dogs to "Bark at the Park" night at the Seattle Mariners game. Stadium has the "Simba Cam" where people hold up their dogs 'Lion King style' for a chance to be featured on the jumbotron. 🦁🎶🐶🎵🦁 (🎥:af0ne)
A message from Stewie and Brian:
Watch the new #FamilyGuy Short! Stewie and Brian travel inside Peter’s body to explain how vaccines work. Have questions about the COVID-19 vaccines? Visit GetVaccineAnswers.org for the most accurate and timely facts so we can all get back to the moments we love and miss most.
Trevor Moore was an incredible talent and a vital member of the Comedy Central family. We will miss him dearly.
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