Wave The Swallow
@AMechanicRogue
Technical expert, mechanic and brains of the Babylon Rogues.
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇᴄʜᴀɴɪᴄ ᴀɴᴅ ʙʀᴀɪɴs ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀʙʏʟᴏɴ ʀᴏɢᴜᴇs. 『 =========================』 『 Skilled Mechanic 』 『 Extreme Gear Expert 』 『 Part-Time Thief 』 『 Non-Lewd 』 『==========================』
"Yeesh. Storm's about to hand someone's ass to them."
Wave's casually laying across Jet's couch, taking a quick nap.
"Ya hear dat" "My balls are HUGE, and don'tcha forget it!"
"You look at the maclanky and think about how tasty it is. You think about how delicious it would taste if you ate it raw. You think about how delicious it would be if you ate it cooked. You think about how delicious it would be if you ate it boiled"
"Bah, c'mon. We was just havin' a little fun"
"Your concepts of 'fun' are pretty weird. . . "
"Bah, c'mon. We was just havin' a little fun"
". . . both of you embarrass me to no end."
Wave was trying her absolute hardest to resist the urge to throw her wrench at the hawk.
*Ah, the dead of night. So peaceful. So quiet* *It was lame. Jet was going to scream the words "MUSTAAAARD CUUUUUUUNT!" to the top of his little avian lungs like a reverse rooster cawing at the full moon*
Well, it was a good run, Greenie.
Aaaawh man.
Alright, I have to make a very important announcement to all of you guys. And I hope you all react well to this but... ... Creeper.
*Jet drags an unconscious police officer in by his collar* *He then sets the cop on a table and starts shaking his head around to make his jaw open and shut for an impromptu ventriloquist act* "Oh, hello. My name is Officer Stupid-Dick! I'm here to teach you about letters!"
"What. The absolute. f u c k ."
"Competitive? Yes. Total jerk 24/7? What idiot told you THAT?" Not new to RP Partner preference Ships with chem, usually falls for Rouge or Blaze OC friendly Avid street racer skilled at drifting Laid back and chill when not competing RT?
“ . . . .I'm terrified. ”
𝑌𝑜𝑢'𝑟𝑒 𝑐𝘩𝑎𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎 𝑔𝘩𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑤𝑖𝑡𝘩 𝑛𝑜 𝑏𝑟𝑎𝑘𝑒𝑠, 𝑠𝑙𝑜𝑤 𝑑𝑜𝑤𝑛. ◄Jet the Hawk► ✘ 10+ yrs experience ✘ #SonicRP #MVRP ✘ Open DMs (NO lewd) ✘ 18+ (Violence, Language) ✘ Friendly writer (It's just Jet who's a BIG JERK) (biol.be/Jet_the_Hawk)
"Our lord hath spoken."
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