Clint Barton
@AMessofaMan
Human disaster who lives on cereal and pop tarts and is petitioning for an Avengers discount at McDonald's. |SV|#Moriarty|Comic!Clint|
Knocks on @smol_ofcl_philc's door, clutching a bouquet of flowers and bouncing nervously on his toes.
CRIES.
"Tis the seedson."
"Hmph. By who?"
"Of course they don't. You're being silly." Folds her arms around his waist, "You're very loved."
"I want kisses too!"
I'm like a hotter version of Mjolnir. You can't touch me if you're not worthy.
"They all /hate/ me." Is whining just to whine.
"Literally everyone loves you."
"Shush, you."
"Designs look great though." He waited until he had his attention to sign back. "These are going to be terrific, thanks--
He pouted but tried his best to behave, even though he was still basically humping the table.
He was groaning in frustration pretty soon, a wiggly little mess. "Could you fucking hurry up?"
"Oh." He nodded, sheepish. "If you wouldn't mind..."
He tried hard to trust around to see what he was doing. "Phil? What'sat you got?"
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