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Clint Barton

@AMessofaMan

Human disaster who lives on cereal and pop tarts and is petitioning for an Avengers discount at McDonald's. |SV|#Moriarty|Comic!Clint|

Clint Barton reposted

"Sure you are, @AMessofaMan."

RavishingArcher's tweet image. "Sure you are, @AMessofaMan."

Knocks on @smol_ofcl_philc's door, clutching a bouquet of flowers and bouncing nervously on his toes.


CRIES.

This is why we don't love you anymore.



"Tis the seedson."

'Tis the season.



"Hmph. By who?"

"Of course they don't. You're being silly." Folds her arms around his waist, "You're very loved."



Clint Barton reposted

I'm like a hotter version of Mjolnir. You can't touch me if you're not worthy.


Pouts. "No one loves me."


Left-out howls at the other Clints.


--for spending so much time on them."


"Designs look great though." He waited until he had his attention to sign back. "These are going to be terrific, thanks--


Signs. "Pretty sweet stuff, thanks mate."


"Hey, I wanna be spoiled too, I'm the cute Clint."


He pouted but tried his best to behave, even though he was still basically humping the table.


He was groaning in frustration pretty soon, a wiggly little mess. "Could you fucking hurry up?"


"Oh." He nodded, sheepish. "If you wouldn't mind..."


He tried hard to trust around to see what he was doing. "Phil? What'sat you got?"


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