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Ivanka is say roaring sound in San Francisco not Blue Angels. Is sound of collapsing Series A funding for IOT startups #reinvent
Box + IBM announcement is like Donald Trump get new 20-year-old Kazakhstan mail order bride
When terms is not disclosed for acquisition, is mean no significant revenue. Is pattern of @OpenStack acquisitions.
We is decide we is no longer API company because everyone is make microservices PPT now. We is rebrand as IOT
RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: Word "impossible" is not exist in devops vocabulary. Instead we are use "done by Q4” < Is post 2 yrs ago, is true still
.@benkepes HP PR is say new IaaS strategy is involve not compete AWS. HP customers is say new strategy is find new cloud
RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: Cloud is not ready for enterprise if is not integrate with single server running Active Directory < is still true
I is wonder about start-up strategy where Step 1 is uninstall VMware and Step 2 is install @openstack
Vlad is implement new Lazy News API: is take cloud user blog post and leap to sensational unsubstantiated vendor win/loss claim
Vlad is say he is cannot wait for new Randy Bias @OpenStack talk on benefits of Live Migration and new project for implement
Once again Kazakhstan is cloud leader! Is use Live Migration for years for avoid downtime. When AWS is admit use, Clouderati will endorse!
Vlad is announce "Visual Studio Online outage hero”. Is like Ribbon Hero but is use Azure.
Vlad is propose new @openstack project: DoStack. Is container on Linux VM on Linux KVM on Neutron and offer “hunt the packet” gamification
Vlad is shock container ecosystem: is make @docker demo that is not involve Wordpress
@stevie_chambers @cloudpundit Ivanka is say cloud is not battle of man who is have most biggest bird in underware...and Ivanka is know shit
Former Cloud Borat @cloud_opinion is rumor @openstack is make FORTRAN Lambda service. Vlad is say he is must re-write VC pitch now
Vlad is say AWS is solve CAP with Aurora: consistency, 3 AZ availability, top performance. Is announce solve halting problem tomorrow
Ivanka is say is mistake at #reinvent Andy Jassy is give analyst pitch instead of keynote
Proof EMC is must sell VMware: is buy CloudScaling. Otherwise @randybias is must be nice with @wattersjames and @mathewlodge
Top "most relevant" Open Source project list from "analyst" is not mention Linux. How is possible? analystpov.com/cloud-computin…
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