ASoltorn's profile picture. Denizen of Bristol, fluent in Bristolese et un peu de Français, cider aficionado. On here for piss takery et beaucoup de sarcasmes! Fucking love cheese 🧀 !

Archibald R Soltorn

@ASoltorn

Denizen of Bristol, fluent in Bristolese et un peu de Français, cider aficionado. On here for piss takery et beaucoup de sarcasmes! Fucking love cheese 🧀 !

Happy New Year to me!

ASoltorn's tweet image. Happy New Year to me!

Our cricketers are a bigger embarrassment than our government!


🎵🎵 oh shower of Scotland 🎵🎵😂😂

ASoltorn's tweet image. 🎵🎵 oh shower of Scotland 🎵🎵😂😂

11/11 11am. Bristol memorial gates.

ASoltorn's tweet image. 11/11 11am. Bristol memorial gates.

Lobster & crab ravioli washed down with Barolo, get the fuck in there kids!

ASoltorn's tweet image. Lobster & crab ravioli washed down with Barolo, get the fuck in there kids!

It's the Wacky races!

ASoltorn's tweet image. It's the Wacky races!

Here endeth the sermon of the apples!🍏🍏

ASoltorn's tweet image. Here endeth the sermon of the apples!🍏🍏


I suppose we'll have to whinge like babies for evermore about losing the Lions match! Nah fuck'em 2-1. Whinging cunts!


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Genius. 🤣🤣🤣In this clip, Edmund Blackadder was originally teaching Baldrick how to count. What do you think of the edited version? 🤣🤣🤣


Indian commentator on the test match complaining it's to hot in the UK at the moment! 😂😂😂


Cricket & apples! 🍻🍏

ASoltorn's tweet image. Cricket & apples! 🍻🍏

One of the best!

ASoltorn's tweet image. One of the best!

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Lee Rigby RIP 🙏🏻 You will not be forgotten 😔

aquitainexox's tweet image. Lee Rigby RIP 🙏🏻  You will not be forgotten 😔

Is Norm in the gulag?


That's @TalkTV turned off until 1pm. One minute of Hyacinth talking shite is enough!


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Billy saying it as it is 👍🏻🤣🤣https://t.co/XOAzr2IXV5


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