AnnegretLikeVinaigrette
@ASteioff
I’ve been many things and I’ll be many more.
I have the #kingofqueens theme song stuck in my head and all I wanna do is cash my check and drive right home to you - until I remember that doing #indietheater doesn’t pay and the only one waiting for me to come home is my #PapaJohnsPizza coupons.
It’s hot! How hot you ask? My coconut oils hasn’t been solid for 2 weeks, i am on my second under boob towelette and my AC just staged a walkout, kinda hot.
The closest I will ever get to being superwoman is everybody @PhilzCoffee knowing my name.
Me: “Do you think beauty can grow out of pain?” Them: “Yeah - just look at my ass”
Trying to fold a fitted sheet is much like trying to convince somebody to love you - the tears, the pleading, the rug burn.
Tonight I’d like to take a minute to remember the one time I pronounced jalapeño like penis. #jalapenio for that front-of-mouth heat.
Nothing quite says “my parents taught me i am special” like ‘towel reserving’ a poolside lounge chair. #bestseatsinthehouse #towelpoolsidehierarchy
Am I the only one who plays their meals a theme song? Today: Cold mushy noodles with a random burnt sausage? #hakunamatata my homies
Crop to me: “Wear me I am light and airy 😍” My belly: “YAS!! all eyes 👀 on me!!!” My cars leather seats: 🔥BURN BITCH 🔥 BURN 🔥
A garbage truck flaunting a “superior super dump” sticker just rolled by me. I wish I had that kind of confidence. #goals
Today I am remembering the time I worked as a #brandambassador in grocery stores (Costco sample lady lite) for a food that had a “ruckus” juice. What followed next was a passionate demo. My foreign ass derived “ruckus” from arugula and made it the new kale. sold out. Got fired.
Hear ye, hear ye! I just discovered THE best way to ‘celebrate’ singledom 🤩! Tonight I walked by no less than SEVEN people waiting for their boos to arrive at LAX, there was flowers, balloons and the tears were mine. *next up;Uber Surgeprices are the fuckbois of ride shares!
Nothing says “you have a big ol’ nose” like a champagne flute 😒#itdontfit #makeitstop #whatifigetstuck
I accidentally ordered two coffees - both of them brewed to perfection by @PhilzCoffee - My coffee got a coffee! This has got to be how they 1% feels 🤩
#setlife we have two different snack areas on set - one for union/one for nonunion. The SAG snack table keeps yelling “YOU deserve better bc YOU put in the work”- creating a two class society, effectively looking down at nonunion actors - we do not need this shit. Do better #sag
“Delta Redeye“ the highly anticipated sequel to “Missed connections” the action drama soon coming to an airport near you. Now with even MORE babies, even less pacifiers and that dude behind you who has some yuck stuck in his throat. #lifeisamovie #DeltaFlyers
Me to me: “Am I forgetting something? No! Can’t be! Finished work, coffee and crying. But.. i must be forgetting something?! Man!! Capitalism and productivity are engrained DEEP! Yuck!!” I say and laugh and laugh and then.. 4pt text heavy audition due: NOW. 😑 #goals
#LosAngeles 83 degrees in the shade 🤩 - a perfect day to find out how far my car 🚙 can drive on #empty ! #GasPrices #sixdollarsforagallon
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