Anna Maria Inglehart
@ATableOrBooth
It’s dangerous being a server in a global pandemic, but someone has to do it. #server #mayItakeyourorder #FannyPack #18+ #Fake What’s a DM?
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Working Woman {Introductory Solo} “My bank, my book, my apron… shit! Where is my (cont) tl.gd/nop6vo
If you screw with my paycheck, and you do not answer me when I message you to get the information to fix it, you best believe I am going to report your ass. This is the second time this manager has screwed up an employee‘s check. I’m through playing. I deserve my commission.
Blocked In Curtains open, the bright morning sun spills into the room. The floor to ceiling (cont) tl.gd/noudqs
Every time I get a “hi” dm from some rando, I’m going to start sending them a pay app request so they pay for my time. Saw someone else do that, and I don’t know if she made any money, but I bet the messages stopped.
My favorite cook doesn’t even ask me what I want to eat. He just makes food and says, “Ami, baby, here’s your food.” And some how, it’s always exactly what I’m craving. He’s an angel who speaks to my soul, and I would rush into battle for this man.
I’ve had it with work. They still haven’t added my raise or my promotion to my paycheck. If it’s not there by the time payroll goes in on Thursday, they gonna have to cut me a check for back pay!
Me literally every morning I walk into work.
Does anyone want a husband? He’s sold as is. Slightly damaged, but works very well in private. Sometimes just grunts, but is fully articulate.
My momma always told me I could be anything I wanted to be. I choose to be drunk.
I look so white, my coworkers often forget I’m brown and grew up in the hood. I asked to get some lotion cause I’m out and I’m wearing a skirt today. Why she gonna laugh when I said “Can I please get some lotion from you? I’m ashy.”
SOME NASTY MOTHER FUCKER LEFT A USED PANTY LINER ON ONE OF OUR TABLES! I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE!
To everyone who has to work serving other families today instead of being with your own: I see you. I feel you. And I hate these worthless mother fuckers who can’t just cook for themselves and their families. I hope their significant others cheat on them all mercilessly.
And just like us, that whole milk was used to make every single percentage of milk anybody had the nerve to ask for.
Let me let y’all in on a secret: No restaurant wastes money on 2% or low fat milk. When you order these things, we just mix whole milk with water and charge you for a milk.
![TheArmyinHer's profile picture. Goddesses don't whisper - they scream. Be a voice, not an echo. [RP|OC|MV]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1545982796669153280/HjDqx-rn.jpg)
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![LilBroInTrouble's profile picture. Let me give you some advice, bastard. Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor and it can never be used to hurt you.[RP|OC]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1519296641236357121/fbmDOdQO.jpg)
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![ADevotedFeline's profile picture. The world turns
Flowers bloom
Birds chirp
Dogs bark
Trees stretch up to the sky and reach for the sun
And they'll remember me when I'm gone
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![LoudLittleLily's profile picture. Without @SanguinePerhaps, I cannot be managed. [RP OC AU] #Lodger #AlphaTeen](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1499674928315977729/rItPXRG1.jpg)
![TruthInsideLies's profile picture. Fiction is the truth inside the lie. - Stephen King
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![AteALotOfSugar's profile picture. A killer smartass. Blade didn't appreciate my contributions. Personally, I think I'm hilarious. [RP AU] #Lodger #PerfectBoy #DontDM #Please #WithSugarOnTop](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1177130819304902657/kNV-MbFE.jpg)
![HeiressofAshes's profile picture. There is nothing more dangerous than a spark. What is meant for you, will not pass you. [RP|MV|OC]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1473045395123183619/uWtbL1cj.jpg)
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