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.@JimmieJohnson is getting suited up for Second Practice. Who's ready to see JJ shoot up the Leaderboard?! #lowes48
Why does my desk smell like Root beer and arm pits? #TheHardQuestions
Looking into this new thing called Google Wave. We are SO ahead of the game! #AUGInnovation #CuttingEdge
We would SERIOUSLY trade all of the dirt we have on @GetAustinRhodes for a @FarmhausBurger right about now.
@Sanj_OnAir Only if you dress up as a Tribble. Augustan's don't know the difference between Trekkies and Furries. #AUGFetish
Tumblr was acquired by Yahoo? Who can WE buy? Hey @_clubhouse... How does #AUGClubho.use sound to you? Move the period. Instantly more use!
Monday meeting results: Every June edition of @AUG_Chronicle online will be Spotted. Each pic will be awkward smiles from @dekecopenhaver
And We're BACK! Out of the penalty box. Back on the Ice. Better than can be said for the Riverhawks. #AUGAwkward
Concerning Trending Topics out of order: #ILoveMyMomBecause, #MILFS, #WhiteChicks Someone trying to tell us something? #AUG_Investigates
Today, Boys II Men REJOICE Because people remember that they exist when the Radio plays "A Song For Mama". #MotownPhilly #HappyMothersDay
If you wished your mom "Happy Mother's Day" via a text or a tweet only, contact @bykellyjasper so you can be ridiculed in our Rants section!
Let's face it. You're sitting here, reading Tweets from a newspaper. Your mother is secretly contemplating your life choices. #Disappointed
What the? #AUG_Intern hired a "Singing Mama-Gram" to come sing about how I've never lived up to her expectations. #AUG_Fired
Hold on sec. Since when did we have a statue in the Augusta Commons? Does everyone know about this? #SendingReporters #AUGExpose
#EyewitnessReport: Mayor @dekecopenhaver spotted wearing what looks to be a Sherlock Holmes outfit headed in the direction of a Waffle House
Talking to themselves again #SMH RT @wsawildcats But Mom...Westminster is the school of my dreams! -First Y... fb.me/2dVQSeKBq
We're going to start posting videos of people sweeping trash on Broad Street while shouting #WorldStarWorldStar. #MillionsofHits #Genius
That's the 3rd "Fight Video" someone from Beech Island submitted to the Chronicle featuring two 2 squirrels going at it over a nut #JustStop
Guilty as charged. RT @cdharrison Someone dumped a whole lot of stupid in Augusta's water this week.
We have a HUGE Story breaking downtown right now. I am kicking #AUGIntern's ASS at Beer Pong. Stop crying ya little bastard. #TimeManagement
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