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You know what humanity’s greatest creation has been? Music. That and nacho cheese. Even I couldn’t have dreamt up that deliciousness.

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"Keep calm Dean, that's not appropriate. God, be him fake or real might not like hearing those words."



"Everything happened for a reason. I don't want to fight, you shouldn't want to fight either."


"Off to write a few chapters."


"Now for chips and salsa, I've fathered enough for today."


"@TheOGFailure, you need to forgive and forget. You'll always be my child."


"As he has seen it, so it will come to pass."


"I just started a fight between two of the most hardheaded individuals I've ever met."



"Hot dogs with nacho cheese are actually amazing. Anyone else think so?"


"How are all of you on this beautiful night? Good, I hope."


"Perhaps I should be more 'fatherly' to everyone. Let's try this out. Hello children, do you need anything?"


"When you're thrown from heaven, there's a good reason."



Awkwardly, he returns the hug.


[ You're absolutely amazing! I'm already enjoying this. ]


"He -- Is still my son. Always will be, despite our many differences. He's evidence of my failure."


"Sometimes a father has to teach his children how to care for themselves, you must sink or swim on your own. You've all done what you needed to do, without me."


"So the reason you're acting out like a child is because of abandonment issues?"


"Things happen for a reason, All of you should understand that."


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