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trans day of visibility and easter falling on the same day this year

mattxiv's tweet image. trans day of visibility and easter falling on the same day this year

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This conversation would cause the death of an entire Colonial nation


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Did they serve quail, or did the quail serve?

GayLaVie's tweet image. Did they serve quail, or did the quail serve?
GayLaVie's tweet image. Did they serve quail, or did the quail serve?

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Enough about that senate twink and more about Lauren Boebert getting jerked off at the theater !!!!! Stop erasing women’s stories!!!


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I hate seeing RuPaul and the hilarious Ross Matthews fight like this


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[my first day in a drug cartel] kingpin: where's the coke me: is pepsi ok? hehe [later] police: this is the most bullet holes we've ever seen in a single body


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Why is it never Henry? 😔

marionumber4's tweet image. Why is it never Henry? 😔

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Guys, stop making fun of Hawley ok, I think he should be commended for being able to run so fast without a spine.


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Thought I’d jump on the bandwagon and share my #SpotifyWrapped results 🤗👇🏽

aimeecarrero's tweet image. Thought I’d jump on the bandwagon and share my #SpotifyWrapped results 🤗👇🏽

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how are they so in sync 😭 that one shared brain cell working hard


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Me at the CDC’s new “guideline”


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Just in case no one has told you yet today I want you to know you are a flop


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🎵Why is @Beyonce always on beat? IT’S BEEN AGATHA ALL ALONG 🎵 . . . #beyoncealwaysonbeat #AgathaAllAlong #AgathaHarkness #WandaVision #wandavisionmemes


1 s2g, if I see one more post about your destination wedding in the middle of a panorama....


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yesterday i completed a chore that i’ve been putting off for 5 months. it took me 20 minutes. i will learn nothing from this


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new to twitter, what's up everybody?


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