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Lady Sif

@AbsoluteLadySif

Warrior, Knife Enthusiast, Asgardian Hipster, Unofficial Babysitter for Thor Odinson and Warrior Three

His arrows are full of his will to protect…Ichigo is here with the power of the Quincies! hyperurl.co/wifsqo #BBSNewYear2019


@OfficialFaIcon have you taken over as the president of Cap's fanclub? who did you battle to the death for the title?


I came out to attach people, and yes, I am having a really good time right now, thanks for asking


\\SIF NEEDS BEAUTY SLEEP SIF NEEDS TO KEEP HER EDGE SHARP SIF OUT


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need to dodge a bullet? ah yes. let me just perform this completely unnecessary triple backflip ending in a split.


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PSA: True patriotism is loving your country enough to know when to call the government out on its bullshit. Participate. Make a difference.


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bucky's pro skin care tips 1) take some charcoal 2.) rub it around your eyes 3.) DON'T STOP UNTIL YOUR FACE IS THE COLOR OF YOUR SOUL


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MAKE THE WINGS OF YOUR EYELINER SHARP ENOUGH TO FLY AWAY FROM YOUR PROBLEMS then cry yourself to sleep and get that lovely raccoon look


@loki_laufeysonn @official__thor see Thor? I have it on good authority


I HAVE AN OVERPROTIVE BROTHER IN @official__thor, BUT HE IS NOT MY BROTHER, BUT MY KING, SHOULD I BE LOYAL AND OBEY OR BE WILD AND HAVE FUN?


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today someone tried to chat me up using the line "did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" and i almost started crying


@loki_laufeysonn @official__thor no no no, it's been two thousand years, and we are VERY PROUD OF OUR KING


LOKI IS A MASSIVE NERD, HE FIGHTS EVIL WITH BOOKS. #ASGARDIANNERDS PASS IT ON


\\250 follows within 48 hours of this account. YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST!! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH, I AM SO GRATEFUL TO BE A PART OF THIS!!


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what do you mean somebody ripped the door off its hinges and tried to duct tape it back together. ha. how strange. who would do that ... ..


\\ooc: need to pick up my car and make dinner, brb


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I'm hip and happening. Totally groovy and ready to get down with my fellow homie boys and girls.


\\over a hundred new follows today! thank you all so much! I need a shower~~\\


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