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Ralph David AphroNappy

@Abstract_Shawty

Father. Coach. Artist.

😂🤣😂🤣😂 RIP Kobe

In honor of the 20th anniversary of Kobe’s 81 point game, here’s a joke for Jalen Rose. He gets it. 🍸 🫒



So basically He-Man comes from White Wakanda

First trailer for the live-action 'Masters of the Universe' film In theaters June 5



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Netflix woulda cancelled The Wire after season 2.


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Man is going viral for his movie theory 😭🤯🎬


That Amazon driver not about to die about your door code

Homes are starting to install package doors that open directly into the house. Package thieves can’t bypass these.



😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Woman says her baby daddy put Nair hair removal in her shampoo—this happened one week after she bragged online about ripping off his Scat car bumper. Did he go too far? 🤔😳 💇🏾‍♀️



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Ok… we back with the weekly Negroverse!! 😂✊🏾👏🏾 What y’all think about this one? This is exactly what I’ve been trying to tell people. 👏🏾👏🏾😂😂😂😂 We have our own Universe baby! Love it! #multiverse #BlackTwitter #blackx #throwback


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Now only show the ones that’s done it in track and baseball as well

Teams with a national championship in football and men’s basketball

CollegeFBonX's tweet image. Teams with a national championship in football and men’s basketball


Leave both these clowns in 2025. They not the only bbq place in the world.

Destination Smokehouse calls for unity from all people on MLK Day after recent backlash regarding Unk Tendernism and the owner. 👀💯🍖



These shoes should have been white and red ONLY.

The Air Jordan 3 “Santa” Releases Nov. 21 🎅

houseofheat's tweet image. The Air Jordan 3 “Santa” Releases Nov. 21 🎅
houseofheat's tweet image. The Air Jordan 3 “Santa” Releases Nov. 21 🎅
houseofheat's tweet image. The Air Jordan 3 “Santa” Releases Nov. 21 🎅
houseofheat's tweet image. The Air Jordan 3 “Santa” Releases Nov. 21 🎅


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Then they be like “cant believe they got yall working today!”

I don’t think customers will come in today The customer:

Callunc's tweet image. I don’t think customers will come in today 

The customer:


Why is a shoe about the galaxy white? Shoe should have been black

BREAKING: Air Jordan 11 “Galaxy” Releases Dec. 12 🌌

houseofheat's tweet image. BREAKING: Air Jordan 11 “Galaxy” Releases Dec. 12 🌌
houseofheat's tweet image. BREAKING: Air Jordan 11 “Galaxy” Releases Dec. 12 🌌
houseofheat's tweet image. BREAKING: Air Jordan 11 “Galaxy” Releases Dec. 12 🌌
houseofheat's tweet image. BREAKING: Air Jordan 11 “Galaxy” Releases Dec. 12 🌌


I would have opened that door. She seems fun 😂

Imagine waking up to this on your ring camera 😭😭😭😭



If they don’t send the jury duty summons CERTIFIED, they can’t prove you got it. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO GO

21-year-old working man was sentenced to 10 days in jail, 1 year on probation, and 150 hours of community service after oversleeping and missing jury duty. 👀🤔



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Not sure who told you that, but regardless... Every team is worse with CJ McCollum.


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Cancel Prime and save your money. Only order @amazon if necessary and utilize their free shipping at $35. Sometimes it gets there in the same timing as Prime.


If Amazon says three hour delivery, just know that shit not coming until tomorrow. Don’t pay extra for anything!

🚨 AMERICANS ARE REALIZING AMAZON PRIME "TWO-DAY" SHIPPING IS OVER Videos are stacking up of customers calling out Amazon for the same thing: Prime promises speed, but deliveries now arrive days or weeks late, same-day windows get missed, and “arriving today” quietly turns into…



Imagine joining the military just to get to basic training and finding out most of your time will be spent learning and doing TikTok dances. I would go AWOL so fast

🇮🇳Indian Army firing a single artillery round 😂 While we wait for them to finish those dance moves,🇨🇳Our artillery has already fired 2 dozen rounds 🤣🤣



Yes

Did Jalen Johnson fool the Hawks into trading away the face of their franchise over a month of Linsanity ball?



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