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@Accidentallyki

Who still has GamePigeon on their phone? Tell me right now….


All I want for Christmas is to not get any fucking GLITTER on me


So very tempted to buy a van


The best part about a club sandwich is how fucking stupid it is


I am not thankful for November earthquakes.


I posted this on Ambien but I still feel like a reptile so.

*HIRING* I need someone I can pay to (platonically) cover my whole body in like lotion and oils and all the stuff that makes your skin not be dry and itchy, this is a paying gig serious inquiries only. #moistureizemen



*HIRING* I need someone I can pay to (platonically) cover my whole body in like lotion and oils and all the stuff that makes your skin not be dry and itchy, this is a paying gig serious inquiries only. #moistureizemen


Need someone to come cut my hair while I’m at work so I don’t shave my head again


We should make cats that don’t die


The return of the chili cheese burrito from @tacobell is wreaking havoc on my stomach, my bank account, my entire life. It should have stayed gone!


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a bad photoshop is worth a thousand ai generated pictures

SlLENTPRINCESS's tweet image. a bad photoshop is worth a thousand ai generated pictures

Before ai slop there was weird photoshop images. Art with Soul. We'll never get this back

bachishigu's tweet image. Before ai slop there was weird photoshop images. Art with Soul. We'll never get this back
bachishigu's tweet image. Before ai slop there was weird photoshop images. Art with Soul. We'll never get this back


Don’t bring me no coffee cause I don’t wanna hear it


Every head shop in town is fresh out of head???


This is what they took away from us

Accidentallyki's tweet image. This is what they took away from us

You know when you want candy at 1am but all the candy you have has a bunch of weed in it?


Hate people that are always flaring their nostrils STOP


Should I adopt one of these dogs?

Accidentallyki's tweet image. Should I adopt one of these dogs?

This deep fried slam piece telling me to “bang her line” like I have a clue what she’s saying girl let me finish filleting this fish first okay?


Why the fuck do they serve so much food at swinger parties?


I think America has forgotten that white people make BAD tacos


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