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@AcrossYourPath

Don't you know better than to let a black cat cross your path?

I can't say I'm unhappy. Never did like sharing.


All I wanna do is 🔫🔫🔫 🏧 📠 💲 and take your money.


I'll sleep when I'm dead.


In desperate need of a cat nap. No time for a cat nap.


I hope if you have time to whinge about Shia you've had time to pull off my heist, darling.


Indy could get it in too. Let's be honest.


The fun part of being the boss is how much time it leaves me to get heated about Harrison Ford.


I COULD use a good kiss, yessir.


Not relevant to current events, but: goddamn I got some feelings about Han Solo. Goddamn.


@TinglingSenses I think I'd prefer you in black and blue.


@TinglingSenses You are pretty embarrassing.


@TinglingSenses Good morning, princess. Feeling good? Feeling hungover?


Because it's really been bugging me.


Late night thoughts real quick: have I told you yet you remind me of Mr. Clean? @SurgingStatic


I am taking my exquisite ass to bed.


The cuteness is wearing thin.


@TinglingSenses [txt] you've seen my ass u know i squat more than u weigh


@TinglingSenses [txt] i'd love to see you try bae


Men are so basic when they're thinking with their heads instead of their brains. I love it.


New plan: just drunk text him. Would any of those stuffy dicks have ever been so genius, I ask you?


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