Adam Hawker
@AdHawkeye
Co-host @cineilliterate podcast. Stand up comic and ocassionally guy standing up.
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Why did Jeremy Corbyn make them do this? independent.co.uk/news/world/eur…
Your "actual stories" are usually just as vapid. No one outside of Westminster takes you seriously. You're a perfect example of how deeply pathetic political coverage is in this country.
Clearly this post has divided opinion. To be clear, I regularly tweet the minutiae of the Commons. It doesn't mean I think it's important news. For that, see all my actual stories 🙄
A lot of words and graphs to say "I think poor people should be poorer". Vile prick.
Is the minimum wage becoming too high? Low hourly pay has been virtually eradicated. But Britain now has one of the highest minimums in the world – with strange consequences for everyone else… 1/6
The thing about lying is it's hard to keep track of what you've said. So you can't stay consistent in your lies and have to tell further lies to cover for the other lies. Until you're lying to everyone. Including yourself.
PM: "I can't tell you how much I disagree with her." Sir Keir Starmer hits back at @Katie_Lam_MP's suggestion that "multiculturalism has not succeeded in this country". The Weald of Kent MP made the comments this week on @itvpeston. @itvmeridian
Absolutely brutal for Labour. Starmer is politically toxic.
Caerphilly, Senedd constituency by-election result: PC: 47.4% (+19.0) REF: 36.0% (+34.2) LAB: 11.0% (-34.9) CON: 2.0% (-15.3) GRN: 1.5% (+1.5) LDEM: 1.5% (-1.2) GWL: 0.3% (+0.3) UKIP: 0.2% (+0.2) Plaid Cymru GAIN from Labour.
Adam Curtis Voice: But of course, Starmer knew he was lying.
"We're not going to allow private companies to use data for any purpose." Keir Starmer claims that data collected through Digital IDs will never be sold off to companies like Palantir.
It does suck seeing the city I love being constantly used as a political football. You'd think the Labour government would be more protective of what should be its natural base. But they're as bad as anyone right now. I hope we make them pay and elect a lot of new left wing MPs.
"We're not going to allow private companies to use data for any purpose." Keir Starmer claims that data collected through Digital IDs will never be sold off to companies like Palantir.
This will never, ever, be in the favour of the consumer. It will always be in favour of profit.
We are investing in Britain’s future by cutting the red tape that holds businesses back.
I mean it is very on brand for this Labour government to be scrambling into action on the wrong side of an issue. Utterly convinced they're doing the right thing because the only people they ever listen to are some of the most insane people ever to be given jobs at newspapers.
🚨 POLL | Britons SUPPORT banning Maccabi Tel Aviv fans from attending next month's Aston Villa match. ✅ Support – 42% ❌ Oppose – 28% Via @YouGov, 17 October
The only reason Macabbi Tel Aviv fans should be allowed into the UK is so that they can be mass arrested and investigated for any war crimes they might have committed in the last two years.
You only have a job because of who your terrible father was. Hopefully, after the next election, it'll be you getting hounded by a work coach in the GP's office.
We're putting job advisors into GP surgeries across England & Wales as part of our #PlanforChange to help more sick & disabled people into work. It's time to stop treating health & work in isolation. That's why we've announced an extra £167 million investment in #ConnecttoWork
Poodle doesn't even begin to cover it.
WATCH: Trump asked, “Where is the UK?” Starmer raised his hand. Trump called him to the stage, making him think he was going to speak. Starmer approached the podium. “It’s nice that you’re here,” Trump said, then sent him back, offending Starmer.
I bet this hits so hard when you're a fucking moron.
Twee Nationalism isn't going to work.
You can't do "they're eating the cats, they're eating the dogs!" with swans because most people know swans are absolute pricks.
🗣️ "You can't just go around saying you've heard stuff, can you?" @DarrenMcCaffrey challenges Dame Andrea Jenkyns on Nigel Farage's claim that migrants are eating swans. ⬇️
AI starts to make more sense when you realise the people who like it don't have an internal monologue or a visual imagination.
📁 Matthew McConaughey says he wants a private LLM, fed only with his books, notes, journals, and aspirations, so he can ask it questions and get answers based solely on that information, without any outside influence.
To be fair Chapman is an expert on disrupting personal lives.
Read this to believe it. Foreign minister @JennyChapman says her government won't send home Israeli soldiers being trained in the UK during a genocide because it "would be unnecessarily disruptive to them and their lives".
The prison infirmary must be terrified at the extra work coming its way.
Former Brazilian president Jair Bolsonaro was convicted by a Supreme Court majority of plotting a coup to remain in power after losing the 2022 election, a powerful blow to the populist far-right movement he created reut.rs/489DL4j
There's no solidarity quite like the solidarity between disgraced creeps.
Lord Walney, a lobbyist for arms companies and fossil fuel companies, as well as being an alleged sex pest, says that losing Mandelson is a blow to the special relationship we have with Donald Trump.
While losers like Clarkson are making it about themselves, the craziest one is making it about Russia.
The attack on Charlie Kirk is vile and unconscionable. Lethal political violence is the route to fascism, whoever perpetrates it. I am increasingly framing all asymmetric events around upcoming ZAPAD 2025, but keeping an open mind...
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