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Charlie Kirk and Candace Owens in 2018

BETTER HEAR BOUT THIS SHIT ON THE NEWS OR SOMETHING



from birds to birds, etc etc

Master falconer Rodney Stotts has written a book about his life path from drug dealer on the streets of Washington, D.C., to wildlife expert, hoping to inspire others to take solace in nature reut.rs/3GSSgtT



I served Plies an alcoholic milkshake in college

What's your weakest claim to fame? I once dated the cousin of someone who played a cat nun on Doctor Who.



Twitter Moments is interesting because you’re just as likely to see “50 dead in Mogadishu” as you are “check out this hot new meme the kids love”


Gotta commend the appreciation that Dolphins o line coach has for cinematography. Those camera adjusts kept us in the action


I don't know guys, I'm beginning to think the Republican Party doesn't have poor Americans' best interests in mind or something


Nobody's talking about the REAL effect of the Trump presidency, which is the increase in 80+ tweet threads I have to read


I'm cool with it as long as that concussed child walks into the bathroom of his biological sex to throw up blood


Giuliani becoming Sec of State would be a big civil rights win for all possessed turn-of-the-century marionettes everywhere


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screaming WHO IN THIS BUILDING IS MAKING PERNIL & smashing glass in the hallway til they show themselves is legally trick or treating also


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trump has ushered in a weird unsettling era of republican rhetoric where people argue over 'honor!' and 'weakness!' like it's feudal japan


@drhappyknuckles Cant believe you didnt end this with a warning. You know I read tweets back to front like the japanese you insensitive fuck


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HELLO POLICE, MY SON JUST TAUGHT CUT TO A LEGENDARY POKEMON I WANT HIM TRIED AS AN ADULT


For the 0 of you that remember the safari guy tweet from freshman year and begged for an update, he's back. But this time, he's got a kilt.


ASAP Mob's "Hella Hoes" is basically my life if you replaced hoes with "time for quiet self reflection" and removed the cool rapper imagery


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