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Thumbs for Patrick! Congratulations Meredith! hope the kids are good!22ed f ^& Bob? Bob are you in there? is anybody listening to me 931 dd//.
My friend Susan has an iron deficiency, so give her a good poke when ya see her - we're trying to spell out 'Cooter' in bruises.
This virus is HOAX! KIDS!!! Run around, touch the old people! Especially Muriel, that ruffian!
Abdicate me you damn tootin' ingrates! Go ahead try me!
During the commercial breaks for “FRIENDS” , the entire cast would chant “Hail Satan...Hail Satan..” little known fact. I saw it the internets.
Halloween is near. I love hiding bits of glass in the homemade cookies I hand out. Just can't choose between trick or treat when the kids ask.
Give it up Courtney. No 'nice guys' are going out of their way to find you in your dumb hat.
I was told by Ethel that dissecting my severe skin rash at the the dinner table was an eyesore. My sewing needle gave that blind wench a real eye sore to complain about.
Goku doesn't care about your well-being, why should I?
I'm all set for the shift to 5D! I got my Kombucha enemas, Zeolite, & Spiritual light dragons.
Fuck Lion King. They ain't no lions, they're copy cats. Kimba is the real deal - Disney is a bully with a Hamlet cover story. #staywokekids
Okay. Real talk. Hi there how are ya? Am I doing this real talk correctly? All the hip geriatrics with hip replacements have been saying it.
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