Darren Papka
@AddysDaddy2011
Proud Dad, Iowa State Cheerleading Assistant Coach, EP2
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The teacher said, "Darren, please tell the class something you're not good at that starts with the letter N." So I said, "Spelling."
Where do polar bears keep their money? In a snow bank!
One of those big night games‼️⚪️ 🌪️🚨🌪️
The Bubonic Plague, Swine Flu and Corona Virus walk into a bar. The bartender goes, "What is this? Some kind of sick joke?"
There was a huge sale at the Lego store. People were lining up for blocks!
Today was a weird day. First, I found a hat with $50 in small bills in it. Then, I got chased by a guy with a guitar!
Who was the roundest of King Arthur's knights? Sir Cumference!
My friend's bakery burned down. Now, his business is toast!
If I had a son who became a priest, would I call him son or father?
True fact: If you took all of the iron in the Eiffel Tower, you would have enough material to build one Eiffel Tower.
How does a scientist freshen their breath? With experi-mints!
I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey... But I turned myself around!
Why do flamingos lift one leg when standing? If they pulled up both legs, they'd fall.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I turned on my box fan and it fell on its back. It blew up.
What is the least spoken language in the world? Sign language!
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