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Darren Papka

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Proud Dad, Iowa State Cheerleading Assistant Coach, EP2

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The teacher said, "Darren, please tell the class something you're not good at that starts with the letter N." So I said, "Spelling."


Where do polar bears keep their money? In a snow bank!


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One of those big night games‼️⚪️ 🌪️🚨🌪️


The Bubonic Plague, Swine Flu and Corona Virus walk into a bar. The bartender goes, "What is this? Some kind of sick joke?"


Why was the broom late for work? It over-swept!!


There was a huge sale at the Lego store. People were lining up for blocks!


Today was a weird day. First, I found a hat with $50 in small bills in it. Then, I got chased by a guy with a guitar!


To the person who invented zero - thanks for nothing.


Who was the roundest of King Arthur's knights? Sir Cumference!


My friend's bakery burned down. Now, his business is toast!


If I had a son who became a priest, would I call him son or father?


True fact: If you took all of the iron in the Eiffel Tower, you would have enough material to build one Eiffel Tower.


How does a scientist freshen their breath? With experi-mints!


I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey... But I turned myself around!


Why do flamingos lift one leg when standing? If they pulled up both legs, they'd fall.


I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.


I turned on my box fan and it fell on its back. It blew up.


What is the least spoken language in the world? Sign language!


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