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Beau Gilbert

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Writer, Comedian, Alderman Enthusiast, Math Fan, Person, Confused About What An Alderman Is, Husband, Son, Alderman? Somebody tell me what an Alderman is.

“…and the bomf of a seal landing bodily on a vampire.” If you want to know how writing is going today.


What do you think, @OutsideXbox fans? I’m thinking “Chaos Is A Ladder”

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I’m thinking “Chaos Is A Ladder”

Trying to get an EGOT (Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony) isn’t aiming high enough. I’m going for NEON GOTHY: Nebula, Emmy, Oscar, Nobel Peace Prize, Grammy, Oscar again, Tony, Hugo, YMCA Soccer Camp Christian Character award summer of ‘98 And I’m already 1/9 of the way there. #goals


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Crash Course won a Webby this week for educational video and it's a huge honor. It's a good opportunity to say something that has been eating at me. The team that makes Crash Course has to work extremely hard to achieve a tremendous impact. Indeed, they have to work too hard.


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So instead, we're just going to start asking for more help. This is me asking for that help right now. Support us on Patreon. Right now. Any amount. When you're done, retweet this. Thank you. patreon.com/crashcourse


After play-testing the #KipoAndTheAgeOfWonderbeasts role-playing game I made, I’ve done some major updates to action sequences like fighting and chases that I think will make it play more like the show. You can find it at beaugilbert.com/Kipo if you’re interested. #ttrpg


Chubby Kid Detectives is a one-page #rpg of solving mysteries, riding bikes, and eating emergency peanut butter. I made it for me, but you can have it, too. #TTRPG adjectiveship.itch.io/chubby-kid-det…


I just saw the CDC says fully-vaccinated people can lick their own elbows


I just said to my daughter, “I love you. Never stop being weird,” and she IMMEDIATELY spit up on me and our softest blanket.


You remind me of the babe What babe? The babe with the power What power? The power of Voodoo Who do? That you do - so well - it’s a spell, hell, makes me wanna shoop shoop shoop


Things my 8-month-old might think her name is, in order of likelihood: Stinkpot Weirdo Grunt bucket Kicky legs Little Lion Her actual name Professor Cuteface Stinkpot again


The second part of my still-untitled-but-really-quite-fun comedy adventure serial is up on my website now at beaugilbert.com/blog, and the world will be a little better if you read it.


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Come on, Tom Lehrer, it’s been 56 years since your last album - don’t keep us waiting like this!!!


I couldn’t get “Diggity Dungeons & All That” from #GravityFalls out of my head, so I made it a “real” “game” you can “play” with “friends”. I uh... may have gone overboard on the quotes. @_AlexHirsch @DisneysFalls beaugilbert.com/fan-games


As a creative challenge for myself, I’ve started writing a story that I’m posting in bite-size installments weekly at beaugilbert.com/blog. It’s a comedy sci-fi/fantasy adventure, and the first part is up now. Tell me what you think!


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So when other people wear a mask, stay inside a lot, and start giving singing lessons on the side, they're "dealing with a global pandemic." But when I, the Phantom of the Opera,


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