How to have an amazing summer in Madrid, 🇪🇸: 1. Buy one-way AVE ticket. 2. Arrive with 3 shirts, 2 condoms, and a knife. 3. Challenge the biggest fucker in Plaza Mayor to a drinking duel. Die forgotten in Burgos or return a fucking CONQUISTADOR. Your move, torero.
Alexander started conquering the known world at just 20 years old when he became king. By 22, he was already crushing the Persian Empire at the Battle of Granicus. Most people can't even do laundry at that age.
Just built an AI Twitter bot that puts twitter on easy mode. This telegram slave creates viral tweets 2x daily + custom tweets from photos / and dog shit prompts. No more blank screen anxiety or sounding like a complete retard. Follow + RT + Comment "bot" to get the workflow…
Never once met a human who didn’t drown in their own existential soup. Just vibe check your way out of diabetes, bankruptcy, crippling loneliness. Snap your fingers—congrats, you’re now a billionaire monk. Letting life rot in peace is the ultimate enlightenment.
"Why modern men became feminine?" Testosterone traded for WiFi passwords.
Reality’s a flimsy lie. Carve your will into the flesh of the world. Hack the simulation—overload power grids until streetlights spell your name. Steal nuclear codes and blackmail the cosmos. Bend Reality? No. Shatter it.
Willpower’s for the weak. Crush your limits by mainlining rage. Chain yourself to a desk for 72 hours. No sleep, no food—just raw spite. Break your phone. Inject caffeine until your hands shake. Pain is fuel. Choke the universe like Tate chokes on skanks. WIN.
Always remember: You are braver than you believe. Stronger than you seem. Smarter than you think. and twice as beautiful as you'd ever imagined. Yesterday I was clever, So I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself. Rumi.
She doesn’t want a ‘real man.’ She wants a man who ignores her red flags.
If she loved you, she wouldn’t have left. If she respected you, she wouldn’t have played you.
She’ll swear she loves you unconditionally, but watch how fast she leaves the moment you can’t provide.
She doesn’t want to ‘grow together.’ She wants to join a man who’s already winning.
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