Agency Secretary
@AgencySecretary
First off, im not a secretary. i do all the GD work around this place. And I also smoke.
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I used to be Elon’s admin. You would not believe the stuff on this guy’s expense reports.
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! I’ll never get these 9 years back #MyTwitterAnniversary
Just taking this moment to announce that am leaving my current role to become a hair extensions and self tanner consultant. I’m not Doing your expenses and you all can suck it.
I am standing in solidarity with every woman who has slept with someone to get a job/non-billable travel approved #womenboycottwitter
What's the big deal with Harvey? Who hasn't slept with someone for a job? These ladies need 2 recognize opportunity when it strikes! #protip
It's in a polar vortex, so be sure to grab your knee high stilettos & winter wig before getting sales reps to buy you drinks tonight ladies
You're the second prettiest girl here... after me. Keep it up.
Oh you can't fire me. I took this job and shoved it. Good luck getting any decent meds in this place without me!
Taking time off for lip injections is ABSOLUTELY a medical reason.
"A baby is 10 lbs MAX. After that, you're just a fat ass"
"I had to put off my Botox touch up to cover some attorney's fees. Long story."
So many CES stripper receipts to turn into "cab receipts," so little time. #CES2016
I would not classify the digiday awards as high profile enough to warrant car service. Take the train!
I wish there was an Uber for hair extensions and Botox.
Always great to bring champagne into the office (and not get yelled at for it)
Thank god I didn't have the kids this weekend. I needed to think about ME
I did a bee venom mask last night and it hurt like a mother... but my skin looks amazing now. Also, I'm allergic to bees.
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