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To any Trump voters "taking a break" from social media bc of the "negativity" (towards Trump, not Muslims) I offer this: go fuck yourself


.@MrSteveMatchett remember this place Steve?

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Decisions decisions......

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2 Pieces of Renault racing history side by side @fosgoodwood @RenaultSportF1

GSimmo66's tweet image. 2 Pieces of Renault racing history side by side @fosgoodwood @RenaultSportF1

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A few days ago @Nigel_Farage said we were at breaking point, NOW WE ARE LETTING PEOPLE INTO THIS COUNTRY FROM SPACE? Ridiculous.


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*LIGHTHOUSE* BATMAN - You call? L/HOUSE KEEPER - Shit, not again man. I am so sorry. BATMAN - Dead seagull on the light? LK -*Nods*


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Me: Look, I love you, But I made exactly the amount of cheese & crackers I want to eat right now. Wife: But I only... Me: EXACTLY the amount


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ONLY 126 SHITS UNTIL CHRISTMAS!


As always a great evening with @MrSteveMatchett. Thanks for a great Texas steak Steve. See you in the morning.


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Astrology explained.

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If you've been wondering where we've been eating today... Mr E had us covered. #ThankYouBernie #JapaneseGP

AlpineF1Team's tweet image. If you've been wondering where we've been eating today... Mr E had us covered. #ThankYouBernie #JapaneseGP

As dawn breaks here in Singapore it's nearly time to wander along the river to the hotel for a few hours sleep before P3


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Me: This show's dumb. No sound. Just some lazy guy lying on a couch. Wife: The TV's off. That's your reflection Me: His wife's annoying


I am humbled by the help this morning from @ScuderiaFerrari @ToroRossoSpy and @SauberF1Team. Thank you so much guys.


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[Pope Diary] Put on Pope clothes Pope about a bit Lunch Say Pope stuff to nuns Tea Try Pope mobile on new ramp in garden. Porn hub Pray Bed


Final word on this for the many people asking, @RGrosjean lifted off over 5m later than the previous lap and braked 5m later.


@bravke @Lotus_F1Team @RGrosjean @Max33Verstappen it was 5m later also. Nothing to see here....


.@RGrosjean didn’t brake test @Max33Verstappen, he braked 5m later than previous lap. Data accepted by FIA so the penalty was for Max not RG


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Told a Horse about a Party in my Flat. There's No Party. Yep. The Flat owner is going Fucking Mental. I am in a Tree

PigeonJon's tweet image. Told a Horse about a Party in my Flat. There's No Party. Yep. The Flat owner is going Fucking Mental.

I am in a Tree

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