Alan Skillern
@AlanSkillern
Dunder Mifflin, this is Alan. Jack of all trades, master of fun. Don't call me a foodie. Ask me about my hardwood floors.
Lucky Gambling Squirrel. If you don’t retweet you’ll have bad Gambling luck all season
“fewer young people are getting married” have you seen the state of things? there’s not a single man in possession of a good fortune in sight
I got my wisdom teeth out in 2021. 😬
Fox on the field in Arizona. It’s a good luck Fox. Must retweet to get good luck. All that don’t retweet will be cursed
The temperature went from 90 to 55 like it saw a state trooper
No.
I can’t draw a straight line with a gun to my head but I can apparently cut avocado like a got damn laser when I’m half-awake and not looking
“Tra-la-la-la-la! Spring is in the air, and I am a flower –– with nothing interesting to say.”
Big Cat will be making a strong push to get in shape in 2021
Hahahahahahahahahaha! No.
Do you think James blunt has run out of his “you’re beautiful” money yet?
Queens Gambit was great. Beth has those boys simping HARD
I should have gone to bed an hour ago. What a waste
Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the war room!
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