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Alan You

@AlanYou

Hello, I hope you're entertained!

Do people still Twitter?


My last chance to enter the #MTNDEWMAJORMELON count, so here we go: 237 Let me know how I did. Have you counted yet? Check out the pinned tweet on @MountainDew. #MyPromotionEntry Rules: lifechangingdew.com


Second time’s the charm. There are 227 bottles of #MTNDEWMAJORMELON in this ad. Think you can count better? Go to the pinned tweet on @MountainDew. #MyPromotionEntry Rules: lifechangingdew.com


I counted 323 #MTNDEWMAJORMELON bottles in the @MountainDew ad. And for a million dollars, you should, too. How’d I do, Dew? #MyPromotionEntry Rules: lifechangingdew.com


There’s no such thing as spacial awareness at Costco.


Twitter, this is Ruby, my daughter. That’s all.

AlanYou's tweet image. Twitter, this is Ruby, my daughter. That’s all.

A birthday cake can be any flavor, but birthday cake is a flavor. #meta #hbd


Dwayne Johnson and The Rock kinda look alike.


Sometimes I just talk too fast and stumble on my words

AlanYou's tweet image. Sometimes I just talk too fast and stumble on my words

If Jay-Z and Beyoncé had no money #BeyHive #Beyonce #JayZ

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#BeyHive #Beyonce #JayZ

We live in a world where pizza gets to you quicker than the police.


Make sure that nobody pays back wrong for wrong, but always strive to do what is good for each other and everyone else. Thessalonians 5:15


The loudest way to open a bag of chips, is to try and do so quietly.


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Late night #giveaway. RT for a chance to take home a $50 FanCode!


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Pitch black roads and a full moon, headed to a cabin in the woods. #helloscarymovie


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