Alaskander
@Alaskander3
Ein Herr des Glaubens. Glaubt an die Wirkung von Kuhmilchimitaten, das groß raus kommen kleiner Menschen, den Charme von Tarnanzügen und an vieles mehr.
Ich finde es immer wieder toll, wenn man sieht das man altertümliche und moderne Medizin verbinden kann ^^
Wenn man einen Song beim Autofahren laut macht, um in der Sekunde danach zu lauschen ob der quietschende Ton von deinem Auto oder dem Song kommt.
so my brother left his ipad recording under the christmas tree so he could catch santa and..... this is what he actually caught
The monster under your bed said it was lonely, can it sleep with you tonight?
Roses are red So is hell Can't wait for you Once you've fell
The reason I sin is because there's a stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell and I sure as Hell ain't climbing no stairs.
God wants you to believe in him, where as I want you to believe in yourself.
Why Santa is actually the evil one: - he watches you when you’re sleeping - has slaves making toys for him - Sneaks into peoples houses - punishes you for being bad
Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything’s red. You’re in hell.
Females are evil and beautiful, so you know they were created by me.
Man merkt, das Weihnachten wird, wenn die Leute in Geschäften ganz besonders ausdauernd im Weg stehen.
You only have one life, you might aswell enjoy it while you can.
Scheiß auf Montag: Ich bin motiviert, ich liebe meinen Job und ihr seid der Hammer! Ich bin echt dankbar, so viele coole Zuschauer zu haben.😊👍🏼❤️
Never trust anyone 100%. God was my best friend yet he kicked me out of heaven to live an eternity in hell.
United States Trends
- 1. Seahawks N/A
- 2. Super Bowl N/A
- 3. Liverpool N/A
- 4. #PuppyBowl N/A
- 5. #HardRockBet N/A
- 6. #HiltonForTheStay N/A
- 7. #LIVMCI N/A
- 8. Haaland N/A
- 9. Pats N/A
- 10. Slot N/A
- 11. #PepsiTasteWins N/A
- 12. Szoboszlai N/A
- 13. Anfield N/A
- 14. Alijah Arenas N/A
- 15. Alvarado N/A
- 16. Kid Rock N/A
- 17. Diawara N/A
- 18. Donnarumma N/A
- 19. Hess N/A
- 20. Juan Pablo Guanipa N/A
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