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Alex Preble

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I ABSOLUTELY HATE THAT IT GETS SO DARK SO EARLY


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Father, I come to you now asking for protection against the minions of the enemy.

Cockroach crawled inside sleeping woman's ear, tormenting her for nine days bit.ly/2JWN0ql

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Is it rude idgaf about every single last persons old head shot on insta today?


They say surround yourself with things you love, so like someone bring me 100000 dogs and I’m set.


Is it too early to start watching Christmas movies? Asking for a friend...


Lol my dad told me converse were for kids. I’m sorry but I’m not taking fashion advice for a man who wears flip flops in the winter #hatersbackoff


The worst thing I’ve ever done was start a diet right when Girl Scout cookie season starts. #PrayForMe


I just helped my Uber driver decide to go back to school. What’d you do today?


It kills me a little bit inside to know how fully invested I am in the Kardashians.


Why doesn’t losing weight work the same way as gaining weight?


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Rubbing alcohol heals my outsides. Consumable alcohol heals my insides.


I just spent a 20 minute uber drive talking about the differences of good French fries. Best convo EVER.


“Girls like that are with guys who drink protein shakes for breakfast”


When people do the “polls” on their Instagram stories, I honestly think they are asking for my professional opinion.


I’m honestly debating putting “losing keys and phone” as a special skill on my resume.


I want to have a child right now solely so I can somehow make that child go viral and have my life long dream come true of going on @TheEllenShow


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