Alex Wiegmann
@AlexWiegmann
Sometimes I eat just because I'm bored.
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After careful consideration the diet simply cannot start until after the 4th of July
@topgolf buffalo wings and mac and cheese 🍅 sauce = glorious. Think about it.
If I have to press "continuing reading" on a Facebook status it shouldn't be a Facebook status. Start a blog
I think Apple missed an opportunity to call their wireless earbuds “AirBuds”
It should be illegal to heat up brussels sprouts at work
At work I always abbreviate the word ‘count’ as ‘cnt’ because it reminds me of another word that I really like but can’t use because it’s “not appropriate in the workplace” #professionalism
Is letting a balloon float away considered littering?
Being a Vikings fan is like being in a long term relationship with someone who very publicly cheats on you every single year but you continue to stay with her because you just can’t live without her and maybe someday she’ll change.
For a minute I forgot I was a Minnesota sports fan... only for a minute....
To settle a disagreement: Who has put out more bangers so far in their lifetime?
49 vote · Final results
Live look at how @AlexWiegmann is handling the fact that sports are on ABC tonight instead of a bunch of bachelors trying to find love.
He's not like a regular dad, he's a cool dad.
T Swift returning to Spotify makes this the best Friday in a while 👌🏼💯
"Hey Ben, describe in one tweet what it's like living with @AlexWiegmann on Monday nights."
Nothing ruins a playlist quite like Sam Hunt talking his way through a song
does anyone even want to sit at the adult table? no.
"This is going to keep me up all night", I think to myself as I continue to down a full cup of coffee at 3:56pm. #AdultLyfe
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