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@AlexandraEdsel

Google: I have everything! Facebook: I know everybody! Internet: Without me, you're all nothing. Electricity: Keep talking, bitches.

Mom: "You haven't moved since I left 5 hours ago?!" Me: "Excuse me, where do you think these chips came from?"


Saying "what", but then 1 second later realizing what they said.


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