Northern AlIen
@AlienNorthern
I'm Northern AlIen. It's pronounced 'Allen' - Long story.
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"The vending machine gave me an extra chocolate bar!" Everyone looks up. "It was a Bounty." Everyone looks down again.
I'm reading the Ping Wiki and being interrupted by adverts for Dead Rising 4. #untargeted
It's not so much that you left. It's more that you took the electric screwdriver we put the bastard together with.
Alone in the house, taking apart the table that we assembled together. :(
My tweets make me look anti-BBC but I actually love the BBC and want to see it done right. #BBC
Got excited when I saw a headline on the the newspaper saying "MINECRAFT SEED". Turned out to be an interview with "MICHAEL SHEEN". #eyetest
Three minutes into #pokemonGo and in agony after walking into a closed glass door.
GrowingUpWithMyName Having the piss taken because my unisex middle name was shared by a girl in my class. Even though it was her SURNAME!
Level of "embarrassment" being shown by the English media is starting to get disrespectful to a good Iceland side. #ENGICE
I found myself looking at my car with a tinge of disappointment this morning. I always assumed that when I grew up I'd have a mobile.
Jack Rodwell dedicated his goal to the memory of the beach ball. #ripbeachball
Why can't I watch a YouTube video without having to watch 30s of a woman trying to sell me wine by telling me it tastes like pubic hair?
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