โฐ ๐ฃ๐ป๐ธ๐ ๐๐ช๐ต๐๐น๐ผ๐ธ โฐ
@AllSeeingGodd
I am not just a parasite, Iโm an all seeing god and you will treat me as such.
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ใ ๐๐ง๐ค๐ฎ ๐พ๐๐ก๐ฎ๐ฅ๐จ๐ค ใ โIt runs in the family.โ โ แดสแดแดแด/สษชแด/sแดสษชแดแดs โ sาแดก only โ แดแดแดแดแดแดแดs แดแด แดษชสสแดส แด แดแดแดษชส แดs แดแดแดส แดs แดแดssษชสสแด โ แด แด าแดส สแดษดษขแดส แดสแดแดs โ แดแดสแดษช sสษชแดs
I hate this game sometimes
Who says I wouldnโt look cute in these? ๐ Iโd look ๐ฅ af
Why are you all so poor?
โจ Y โค ๐งก E S ๐ ๐ H O ๐ ๐ M O ๐ โจ
// My heartstrings were just ripped out
I wish he wouldโve sooner. But honestly? I feel like I could crush you just by looking at you.
Okay but you're like. FREAK tall. Like 'jesushhdidkbrjchrist what the fuck was that' tall. I'm surprise god didnt strike you down personally sooner.
Finally, it took ya long enough.
Anyone taller than me: I regret to inform you its time to say goodbye to being alive. Form a single fuckin' file line to be eviscerated.
Finally, someone acknowledges me!! Me and my sexy ass
Even though Iโm supposed to hate you guys, youโre cute. AND badass as fuck.
did y'all forget about handsome janana
//why does she sit like this Iโm in distress
STOP BELITTLING BORDERLANDS ANTAGONISTS JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE THE ANTAGONISTS Commandant Steele WAS INTERESTING Handsome Jack HAD GREAT INTENTIONS Troy WANTED TO HELP TYREEN BECOME A GOD BECAUSE SHEโS HIS SISTER AND HE LOVES HER Tyreen (Fuck Tyreen she deserves no love)
//This I the reason I canโt go on Twitter while in class. I laugh too much.
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the police pull my lifeless body from a lake but iโm wearing the funniest hat theyโve ever seen and they canโt stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water
You went for the knees because you canโt reach my throat.
If she was your favorite senshi when you were younger youโre either gay or depressed now I donโt make the rules
watch sailor moon, peasant.
For the next week, Fl4k is under the control of @TyreenGodQueen and @AllSeeingGodd โLong live the Calypsos.โ
Good afternoon gamers today Iโm- fucking dying, whatโs the hell was I supposed to say?
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