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The Goddamn Batman.

@AllStar_Batman

What, are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the goddamn BATMAN!

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... Time to crack some ribs in that Warner office.


*Winks at @BlackCanary4* I don't scare easily.


*Sips slowly at the coffee, while looking into @BlackCanary4's eyes over my cup* You won't. I'm not a drinker.


The drinks menu is brought to the table. Without looking at it, I wink at @BlackCanary4. Coffee sir. Black. Strong.


*After reading through the selection on the menu and ordering one of each, he looks up to @BlackCanary4* Anything you particularly fancy?


*hands us both a menu as I pull the chair out for @BlackCanary4*


*Leading @BlackCanary4 to the table, with a smile (and lipstick on my cheek)* that will keep the rumour mill busy for a while.*Chuckles*


*...escort @BlackCanary4 through the entrance of a very empty restaurant, with one waiter waiting for us beside the table near the back*


*Stepping out of the car, I take @BlackCanary4's hand and smile at the blinding flashes of the cameras* Ignoring the storm of questions, I..


*Leans back in the leather of the seat and smiles at @BlackCanary4, raising an eyebrow* Let them complain. I'll buy their homes.*laughs*


*Glances to @BlackCanary4 and then looks out the window, trying to stay focused* Drive Alfred. There's a cold bottle waiting for us.


*Follows @BlackCanary4 into the car with a smile* Well.. yes, and no.. It's a grand opening, however it will be just us and staff.


*Smiling at @BlackCanary4* Come on then. Let's take the other car.


*He takes one long look at @BlackCanary4, and composes his finest poker face. Inside, it's like a firework show in his mind* Wow...


*Walks out from the bedroom with a classic look suit, and trying not to think what @BlackCanary4 could wear* That woman can dress lethally.


*Bites lip and holds back from a come back at @BlackCanary4. Looks into the screen and considers the night ahead, with a slight smile*


Seriously.. #Superman must expect a bat-fist to the face after he rips the doors from my goddamn car.


As of last night, Nigma may struggle to tell a Riddle with his front eight teeth missing. #KickingTheCrapOutOfCrimeANightAtATime #Batman


Crime doesn't rest over the holidays. Neither will I.. or Gotham General Hospital.


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