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me: Do you know how to contour? friend: No. There's already a list of things I struggle with; I don't want to add to that #justgirlythings
When you go to the mat room in the gym and everyone's doing core or stretches and ur just lying there being a blob
brain: you have to start studying! me: *starts viciously stalking people on facebook*
me: do you remember how we met? friend: no, I can barely remember what year it is.
me (to friend): let me show you a funny video! me: *opens up Yelp and starts typing the name of the video*
"You know what this reminds me of? Wood!" -me, pointing at a piece of wood
#tfw u oscillate in ur seat while learning about harmonic oscillation because the person sitting in front of u is too tall #growingupshort
I don't want to go to a photo shoot today. I just want to eat a large shrimp burrito.
you know it's a good break when you forget what day of the week it is #winterbreak
When more than one friend has found it necessary to mention to you that your other friend is pretty...welp #potato game too strong
#thatmomentwhen you're on a phone call but your roommate doesn't realize so she talks to you super loudly about boys and Tinder
You know your new phone's selfie camera is good when you look at yourself with it and see 1000000 facial blemishes
friend: You should join a dance team! Dance is a great form of self expression! me: Sleep is my self expression.
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