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Rob

@AlmostDeuce

Dad, Emt, 911 Dispatcher, Photographer, Vacation specialist ~ Doin' it up & Keepin' it real™

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The older I get the more I hate making extra stops after work.. I drive home like I'm late for the house.


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I wonder if Chinese people ever say “Let’s go get some nigga food“🤨


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When you run out of PTO days, don’t forget to use your FTP (f*ck that place) days


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My favorite hobby is 'add to cart'


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If I say I'm "On my way" Call me and make sure l'm in the car, because I'm lying.


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Someone out there is holding their breath waiting for you to fail. Make sure they suffocate.


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"Winners are not allowed to allow losers to rewrite history." -Katt Williams-


It has arrived! 🍠 @AldiUSA

AlmostDeuce's tweet image. It has arrived! 🍠 @AldiUSA

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I'm pretty bad at math until someone orders mozzarella sticks for the table.


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Pittsburgh Mayor Ed Gainey nominated Amera Gilchrist to be the next chief of Pittsburgh's Bureau of Emergency Medical Services. cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/new…


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As you grow older, unnecessary noise starts to irritate your soul.


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Spend a check and get it right back 💫


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I'm sorry but your opinions don't pay my bills🚮🚩


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eddie : " what are you even looking for? " robin : " madonna, blondie, bowie, beatles? music! we need music! " eddie : " THIS. IS. MUSIC. " eddie munson defending his musical tastes. nothing but chaos in this scene. #StrangerThings #StrangerThings4 #StrangerThings4Vol2


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the way i just yelled DRIVE!! at my tv 🙃 iykyk #StrangerThings4


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My bank statement is basically just a food diary


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You can't have a million-dollar dream with a minimum-wage work ethic.


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Victory Lights ✨ ACC Champions #H2P » #WeNotMe


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that gas pedal hit different when you're leaving the work parking lot 🤣


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