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Welcome to this West Midlands Railway service - followed by ridiculously threatening announcements abt ticket inspections & getting off at the next stop (Five Ways) under a cloud of shame bc everyone knows you don’t have a ticket. What a way to treat customers @WestMidlandRail


Question for @WestMidRailway - why does the train announcer on the new x city trains have a Home Counties accent and not a Brummie one? I note that the pronunciation of “Alvechurch” is now *almost* right.


Disappointed with the Sienna Miller x @marksandspencer collection. Fabrics are giving overpriced fast fashion. I like the styles but can’t justify buying them once I glanced at the product details. Can we please start to do a bit better on that front M&S?


I take back everything I ever said about the x city line in Brum having endured 4 hrs on a @tfwrail Transport For Wales service. Possibly the worst train I have ever been on. Worse than Vietnam & Sri Lanka. I’m sweating, covered in soot and greenfly and need a new spine. And late


Absolute shambles. Queuing all morning. Get to 100 in the queue and then kicked out. @Ticketmaster should not be awarded these contracts. Not fit for purpose @Eurovision

AlmostJones's tweet image. Absolute shambles. Queuing all morning. Get to 100 in the queue and then kicked out. @Ticketmaster should not be awarded these contracts. Not fit for purpose @Eurovision

At the risk of sounding like @NadineDorries - @TheWorksStores disappointed today to buy a football loving toddler a sticker book about football only to realise when we got home that no girls like her are on the cover playing! Sort it out please! It is 2022… #Lionesses

AlmostJones's tweet image. At the risk of sounding like @NadineDorries - @TheWorksStores disappointed today to buy a football loving toddler a sticker book about football only to realise when we got home that no girls like her are on the cover playing! Sort it out please! It is 2022… #Lionesses

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Wordle 250 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Solid British word for a change.


Wordle 220 2/6 🟩⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩


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#Eurovision Come Together is heading to @BBCOne on the 16th May! And we want YOU to be part of our interval act. Find out how to get involved here - 👉 bbc.in/interval_act


It’s that most exciting time of the week again! Bin day! #lockdown


Same goes for Eurovision 1997 #eurovision

Think the only solution to this situation is for the BBC to play the whole London 2012 Olympics in full in real time, starting on Friday night with the opening ceremony 🔥



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“People are dying who have never died before.” ~ Donald Trump, 3.18.2020


Enjoying widey week - probably my favourite type of shot. Getting loads of stuff in frame never fails to please. #wideangle #birmingham #brum

AlmostJones's tweet image. Enjoying widey week - probably my favourite type of shot. Getting loads of stuff in frame never fails to please. #wideangle #birmingham #brum
AlmostJones's tweet image. Enjoying widey week - probably my favourite type of shot. Getting loads of stuff in frame never fails to please. #wideangle #birmingham #brum
AlmostJones's tweet image. Enjoying widey week - probably my favourite type of shot. Getting loads of stuff in frame never fails to please. #wideangle #birmingham #brum
AlmostJones's tweet image. Enjoying widey week - probably my favourite type of shot. Getting loads of stuff in frame never fails to please. #wideangle #birmingham #brum

Struggling for people to follow? Well don’t rely on Twitter to help... 😂

AlmostJones's tweet image. Struggling for people to follow? Well don’t rely on Twitter to help... 😂

Get away from work early for what?! @WestMidRailway you need to sort this in the new year. It’s getting ridiculous.

AlmostJones's tweet image. Get away from work early for what?! @WestMidRailway you need to sort this in the new year. It’s getting ridiculous.

This is going from bad to worse @WestMidRailway - @sajidjavid this is how your constituents have to travel home these days on the X City Line. Dangerously overcrowded trains subject to horrendous delays. Fights breaking out.

AlmostJones's tweet image. This is going from bad to worse @WestMidRailway - @sajidjavid this is how your constituents have to travel home these days on the X City Line. Dangerously overcrowded trains subject to horrendous delays. Fights breaking out.

This is not how to run a train company @WestMidRailway

AlmostJones's tweet image. This is not how to run a train company @WestMidRailway

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