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Hopefully Chris Wallace realizes there was a fly in the 2016 debates too....

AlohaMJ's tweet image. Hopefully Chris Wallace realizes there was a fly in the 2016 debates too....

Officer @jakemorris186 is having a HELL of a weird night - someone get this guy a beer. #LivePD


No one: how long have you been married? Me: hey babe! Wanna come see this zit I just popped? #marriage #marriagestory #marriagegoals


If I was @jtimberlake ‘s friend, I would run around all day every 4/30 just like this. Except, you know, replace Mike with Justin #itsgonnabemay

AlohaMJ's tweet image. If I was @jtimberlake ‘s friend, I would run around all day every 4/30 just like this. Except, you know, replace Mike with Justin #itsgonnabemay

The plight to find the perfect light maxi dress for vacation continues 😭😭 I have 4 days... anyone have any recommendations?? #help #girlproblems #GOT #SundayThoughts #SundayFunday


Sunday morning house to myself 😎 What should I do? Oh, I know. I’m old and married. Let’s polish the furniture. #FML #marriage #help #sundaze


WHY does @Costco never have bacon wrapped scallops!? I swear it’s a conspiracy. #costco


I’ve got a not so secret crush on @WWERomanReigns. Just sayin... 🙌🏻


I would pay exorbitant amounts of money to see @JonDorenbos perform live. He seriously deserves a Vegas or AC show. Such an inspiration, and a total escape from reality watching him. Legit want this dude as my personal life coach!!!! LOL.


America got it right!!!!! America got it RIGHT!!!! @ShinLimMagic #shinlimwins #agt #bookingmytickettovegasnow


On vacation. Housemates are inside playing beer pong. I’m floating in the pool drinking wine & blasting @erikajayne on the speakers. Who’s REALLY on vacation here? #itsexpensivetobeme


For reals, though. Can anyone explain to me why all of the assholes in the world congregate in the ShopRite parking lot? Like, not even in the produce aisle or at the meat counter. In the PARKING LOT. #shoprite #TuesdayThoughts #TuesdayMotivation #why


I not so secretly want @itsjamesgraham and @Sharaya_J to be besties and make a reality show together a la Carpool Karaoke style. I for real would never leave the TV haha! #thefour @TheFourOnFOX


My thought process on Amazon Prime Day: “I can get a portable phone charger & some things for the kitchen & packing supplies for my business too! How productive am I!?” 5 mins later.. “BAAAABE! Let’s get Uno & Jenga & ohmygoddddd there’s a cat lady card game!!!!” #amazonprimeday


You ever get so overwhelmed - you know, when you have SO much to do & so little time to do it in, but everything HAS to get done by the end of the day - that you just stop & play Candy Crush instead? #candycrush #help #twitter #monday #MondayMotivation


If this is anything remotely close to what hell is like, then I definitely need to start being a better person pronto... #HeatWave2018 #heatwave #onfire #damnyounewjersey

AlohaMJ's tweet image. If this is anything remotely close to what hell is like, then I definitely need to start being a better person pronto... #HeatWave2018 #heatwave #onfire #damnyounewjersey

For the first time in a year, my heart is full again. #kittens #caturday #catstagram #meow #cats

AlohaMJ's tweet image. For the first time in a year, my heart is full again. #kittens #caturday #catstagram #meow #cats

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