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Matt Roberts

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25, 🇬🇧 Arsenal FC ⚽️

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Gun to to your head, what is the *best* Simpsons joke? However you wanna define it; pics, GIFs, clips, and overwrought explanations welcome.


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Imagine your vehicle is turned over. You’re disoriented. Wondering if this is the end. You turn to your left and see Hollywood Hogan in his NWO shirt saying “gimme your hand, brother!” What a mindfuck.

Per @TMZ, Hulk Hogan helped rescue a woman involved in a bad car accident.

Andrew_Ravens's tweet image. Per @TMZ, Hulk Hogan helped rescue a woman involved in a bad car accident.


I think a @GetterOfficial @CORPSE track could be sick 🤔


Me listening to tunes during lockdown


June 21st should be a bank holiday just so that the streets is a bank holiday anthem every year 😂


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Cristiano Ronaldo is gonna recover from COVID-19 and his fan boys will all go: "Messi could never beat Coronavirus. He needs to get the virus to prove himself."


I’m surprised I haven’t heard any bars about sending people to the gulag yet


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sean dyche's favourite bath bomb is 30g of amber leaf


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“2 meters you c***”


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Steve Bruce: Weatherman


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Steve Bruce: Biscuits


Best fixture in football

AlphaRobbo's tweet image. Best fixture in football

Haven’t been playing @Borderlands 3 for long but I hope Moze gets a tiny Tina bunny ears head customisation at some point for my splash damage build 💥💣💥


People saying @RockstarGames next game is gunna be medieval, I wanna @ThePeakyBlinder time period GTA 👌🏻


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crack addict: spare some change? me: ok you’re not going to spend it all on crack tho are you? crack addict: [doin finger guns] ahhhh me: [also doin finger guns] ahhhhh


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