AltarOfMeat
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We're just here for the BBQ. Join @nightfly27 and @ActuallyLET as they learn their way around a whole new way to cook. Traeger on, folks.
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Hey @TraegerGrills, here’s an idea. Make a trash bag holder frame for the PAL system on the new timberlines. Would be super helpful when cleaning. Just a thought.
Saw @exlarson last evening. Was great to hear about what went into The Splendid and the Vile.
Hey @UPS, do you always leave packages with an “over 21” signature required and not even ring the doorbell? And before you ask, I have ring cam footage with no ringing. #fail
Hey @comcast. Your POS internet has dropped off FOUR times since 9:30. We’re on deadline here.
Pretty sure that was the first inside-the-park HR I’ve ever seen in person. And I’m 50. Thanks @bryceharper3 #kickass
How the actual hell do the @Phillies keep trotting this guy out every fifth day? Makes Vinnie the V look good.
Just saw an ad where @VZWSupport is promising a new 5G phone to everyone. Like @TMobile hasn’t been doing that for awhile #copycats
Hey @ChipotleTweets , if I wanted to pick up my order 30 minutes later, I would’ve asked for 30 minutes later. Been standing here waiting and no sign of my order.
Moose staying cool
If I had an extra $5K, I’d take my wife back to Alaska for a much deserved vacation #TMobileTuesdays #contest #Thankiversary
Whoa...#TMobileTuesdays is going BIG for their 5 Year #Thankiversary with awesome deals and free stuff ALL month! Check it out 👉📱🥳 #GetThanked @TMobile
I’m not saying Susan B. Anthony looks like Larry Bird, but historians now believe she posted the first triple-double in 1919 when she scored 24 points, grabbed 13 rebounds, and secured 12 women the right to vote.
Typical @UPS Truck in neighborhood 5 hours ago (according to their delivery tracker) and my next day air package doesn’t get delivered. Guess I’ll have to wait until Tuesday. Thanks for nothing.
RIP, Ozone Layer (2 Billion BC - 1987).
Dear God the @FS1 baseball announcers are the worst. Where do they dig up these no-talent ass clowns? #hacks
Calling the Pen: Means changed the national baseball conversation dlvr.it/RzBYxm
Perhaps the two most honest men of their generation.
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