AltarShego
@AltarShego
I wish I had a patent for the phrase “I feel like...”. I’d either be filthy rich or never hear it again. I’m ok with either.
Word of the day : Bitchery. Use that in a sentence pls… Delegating to avoid accountability is bitchery. 😑
ugggghh. trying to plan a trip with smokers … and you’re the only one that doesnt smoke 🫤😖🥵😑
GeekSquad Rep: what happened? Me: Snapchat rabbit hole reveal disappointment. #snapchatrage #HouseOfTheDragon #Iwishihadadragon #gotmeagain #foolmeonce
Ohhh 🤨🧐 we only playing when you want to play? Got it 😑
Wohooo 🌴🌴☀️
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Tiffany ate 👏🏾her 👏🏾azz👏🏾up! 🤣“time of death” is right…Tiffany was like… don’t try to stop the flood now. get ya mouth right before addressing me, I ain’t one of ya little friends ! #Oscars #TheLadyBlackUnicorn
Fashion Nova didn’t miss a beat 🤣#WillAndChris #WillSmith #JadaPinkettSmith #willsmithchrisrock
Saying “…that’s just how I was raised” is a condescending micro agression that incorrectly presumes those doing the raising were above reproach 😠Just say what you mean without taking jabs using an vacuous self-serving accolade. #IsaidWhatisaid #checkyouregos #freeyourmind
I keep hearing this so I might as well pass it along… 🗣IF you REALLY want to level up, your new life will require you to leave the old one behind.
PSA: God has mercy, the universe does not. If your intentions/deeds aren’t aligned 4 good and not 4 ego - A hard head will make a soft ass. Just bcuz u can don’t mean u should. Verified too many times to ignore it. 💯 #mamasaid #wisdom #humbleorbehumbled
Pride is not the absence of shame. It’s the source. 🤯🤯🤯. Thank you Uncle Iroh. #avatar #PSAoftheday
PSA 🗣 trauma isn’t solely about the pain. It’s pain experienced alone (in a vacuum). Let someone help you heal. #IDKWNTHT #idontknowWhoneedstoHearthis #traumawarrior
I despise small talk - especially w ppl I know 😡. I’ve been doing the same thing I was doing since the last time you asked, unless I volunteer new information. So just say hey and keep it moving ... #introvertissues #learntoreadtheroom #speakwhenspokento #silenceisok
Is this on network tv? What in the entire BET After Dark is going on here ????
He’s chill AF (📸: me)
I wanna smoke with king julien from Madagascar
i aint overplaying my part no more. ima fwy how you fwm.
Bri is too good for Matt 🐝🐝. I would say #Bri4Bachelorette but this franchise is really a train wreck. Like “X” seasons in and both sides still get wrecked when it’s time to choose.
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