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Josh Avery

@AlternateReal

Free Methodist Pastor at @beyonddust and Cast Member @waltdisneyworld; tweets do not represent the views of TWDC.

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Engaging in Kingdom Mischief today and thankful for this Kingdom Influencer who consistently practices the way of Jesus

AlternateReal's tweet image. Engaging in Kingdom Mischief today and thankful for this Kingdom Influencer who consistently practices the way of Jesus

Bought this hoping to learn why Trump won the 2024 election, but turns out it's just one page that says "Trump starred in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York" with a photo of his scene.

AlternateReal's tweet image. Bought this hoping to learn why Trump won the 2024 election, but turns out it's just one page that says "Trump starred in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York" with a photo of his scene.

The responses to this are absolutely wild

Presidential election results. Having delivered us from one evil, God now tests us with another. “The Lord your God is testing you, to know whether you love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul.” Deuteronomy 13:3



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The seething under this post is proof enough that Christians didn't actually mean it when they called Trump the "lesser of two evils."

Presidential election results. Having delivered us from one evil, God now tests us with another. “The Lord your God is testing you, to know whether you love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul.” Deuteronomy 13:3



End the death penalty

In 48 hours, Texas is going to execute an innocent disabled man for a crime that DID NOT EVEN HAPPEN. Robert Roberson's 2 year old daughter died of pneumonia. But the state of Texas convicted her father of murdering her. Here's what happened: 🧵

kendallybrown's tweet image. In 48 hours, Texas is going to execute an innocent disabled man for a crime that DID NOT EVEN HAPPEN.

Robert Roberson's 2 year old daughter died of pneumonia. But the state of Texas convicted her father of murdering her.

Here's what happened: 🧵


Second day of Switchfoot shows at EPCOT now loading

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"No I can't do thursday, that's my day of falconry with RFK jr and Don Jr"

JasonKPargin's tweet image. "No I can't do thursday, that's my day of falconry with RFK jr and Don Jr"

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In memory of Bernie Sander’s birthday today do you remember this lmfao

KaoticLeftist's tweet image. In memory of Bernie Sander’s birthday today do you remember this lmfao

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