Lyssa Murphy
@AlyssaWillardso
•You can find me at any fro yo shop•
Haven’t posted in 3 years. But this message can’t not be shared.
I don't know why but one of the biggest joys in my life is scaring people. It is just so funny. My poor future companions. 😊
Work bought me kneaders for lunch because last day. ❤️❤️ Also two weeks till Bama❤️
I mean calling them thin mints is really misleading. They should be called fat mints
Took a salad to work feeling really good about it and then realized I also brought a sleeve of thin mints that probably cancels it out.
I don't know if I should be flattered or disappointed that only the old ladies at my work compliment my shoes. 😐
I play solitaire on my lunch breaks. What has my life come to.
Just need to find someone who looks at me the way my nephew does when I give him food.
My nephew is probably the cutest and most reverent little kid I know.
I'm glad my parents have 7 seats in their theatre because then I can 7th wheel it and not feel bad about myself. 👍🏼
Just found out that my English teacher lost 4 of my essays and finals are in a week. Love school.
My dad is giving my sister advice for her boyfriend to ask him for permission to marry her. Poor soul. Good luck. 😅
April Fools is just the beginning of the joke that all of April is going to be. #finals
Going back to Sandy is always a rough time. Not because I miss it, I just miss the people who aren't here anymore.
Tonight at 8. Message me for directions to my new house in Lehi!! 🙈🎉
Made a milkshake and not even joking, 2 minutes later boys showed up. I'm tellin you kelis wasn't lying with those lyrics.
In a lecture from a Juilliard professor who helped me discover that despite the 14 years I've studied music, I still know nothing. 👍🏼 great.
I'm a firm believer that God really does send people in our lives to show us how loved we are. That's all, everyone. Have a good day. 😊
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