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BREAKING: Mercer standout freshman QB Braden Atkinson plans to enter the @TransferPortal, he tells @On3Sports This season he totaled 3,611 passing yards and 34 TDs Won the Jerry Rice Award, which is awarded to the most outstanding freshman in FCS on3.com/transfer-porta…
.@MercerFootball’s Braden Atkinson Wins 2025 Jerry Rice Award 🏈 #itsallhere 📰 soconsports.com/fb/article/590…
WHAT A GAME! @MercerFootball clinches an automatic bid to the @NCAA_FCS playoffs after a thrilling win over Western Carolina. #itsallhere
Welcome to AR(ea) 51 #LakeShow
AUSTIN REAVES WITH A CAREER-HIGH 51 PTS 🤯 COOKED THE KINGS WITH NO LUKA OR LEBRON 😤
Bears really have turned things around. Very happy to eat crow on my doubts and concerns early on
Mercer with a huge road win over ETSU. Bears have scored 38 points in back to back weeks.
Offense looks like it's figuring it out - need to keep foot on the gas through the rest of SoCon play. Good on the team and coaching staff for continuing to work through the early season misfires.
Embarrassing. Hot seat. Unacceptable
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ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP
Stay the Course. My newest single. This is the purest version of me. It’s all yours on April 23.
FATHER FIGURE, THE ALBUM AVAILABLE JUNE 4TH. TRACKLIST: HOROSCOPE (feat. Pharrell Williams) FATHER FIGURE OBLIVIOUS WHY (feat. Luke Combs) WASH VINNY'S ARTICHOKES ITALIA BREEZE GET IT RIGHT KID AGAIN MODERN TIMES (feat. Jon Batiste) WASH2 RICH AND BROKE DON'T SHOOT MY BOY
So happy for Max fr 🥹
Max Christie in his Mavs debut 🔥 15 points 4-4 3FG 8 rebounds 3 assists Love to see it 🥹 (via @realapp_)
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What - and I can't emphasize this enough - the FUCK is going on
BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are trading Luka Doncic, Maxi Kleber and Markieff Morris to the Los Angeles Lakers for Anthony Davis, Max Christie and a 2029 first-round pick, sources tell ESPN. Three-team deal that includes Utah.
“Now I am become Trophy, toaster of pastries.” #Poppenheimer #PopTartsBowl
MERCER MAKIN’ MOVES 🐻 (7) @MercerFootball defeats Rhode Island, 17-10, to advance to the Quarterfinals of the #FCSPlayoffs.
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