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these memes are gonna save us y'all 😂😂😂
It me.
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When this player's hijab started falling off to reveal her hair, her opponents gathered around to provide cover while she fixed it. This is our mood today. When one of us needs us: We stop. We huddle up. We protect each other. I love the soccer. I love women. G
A video you never thought you needed til now. Aristocats v Lizzo. 🙌🏻
I've studied the Bible for the better part of 20 years and I just want to say: God loves you. Yes, you. Especially you.
Rearranging the basement... Caleb: Dad, the basement is gonna look totally different, all thanks to you! Me: Well, Mommy helped too. C: What did she do? Me: She helped make decisions about where things need to go. C: So...she gave you commands?
whoa phase 4 of MCU kicked off earlier than I was expecting!!!
The Scripps National Spelling Bee ended in an unprecedented 8-way championship tie after organizers ran out of challenging words. bos.gl/5tDqe9p
Following this closely. I don’t know what my approach will be, especially considering my ordination path, but I’m glad for this movement.
#umcnext will pursue a two-prong approach - many will stay/resist/reform. Many aren’t going anywhere but will fight for change. Simultaneously there will be work starting something new for those that need to leave now and those that may need to leave later.
I don’t need to have a beer with my president. I don’t need them to be my next door neighbor. I want the smartest person in the class. I want the nerd who gives a shit. I want the girl sitting in front who keeps raising her hand because she did her homework and has the answers.
Warren would make a good SecState but not a electable president. The litmus test is would one get a beer and sit down with him/ her. Yes with Bill Clinton and Obama and GWB.
Legit question: is someone at @MetroNashville supposed to be reviewing all the construction road closures? Bc you’ve got detours leading to other closed streets circling back to roads that are now one-way leading back to the original closed road. We’re all gonna die in the Gulch.
8 year old me really loves this.
Warren would make a good SecState but not a electable president. The litmus test is would one get a beer and sit down with him/ her. Yes with Bill Clinton and Obama and GWB.
"I love you, sweet dreams. If you don't go to sleep I'm going to make you clean the whole house." - Me putting my kids down for a nap just now.
Friend at the bar just earnestly wondered out loud if the Ying-Yang Twins ‘Whisper Song’ the first ASMR video and now we’re best friends for life and he’s gonna be the godfather of my children.
Yup. I’ve got a 4 week old and the amount of time I spend nursing, vs my kid who was formula fed...also, our grocery budget show a significant snack increase $$ because I’m hungry round the clock.
Warren would make a good SecState but not a electable president. The litmus test is would one get a beer and sit down with him/ her. Yes with Bill Clinton and Obama and GWB.
This is probably the best thing on twitter today.
This person sold their VHS player on eBay and got a surprise letter in the mail:
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