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ty @fichstix for making the hardest montage for me :333


Chewing on my wooden popsicle stick like a beaver


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stupid fking egg


Going piss rn just wanted to update you guys


Hmmm I know the patient specifically requested us to fill only a 7 day supply but I'm gonna fill it for 30 days anyways so my chungus coworker egg can spend 10 minutes afk phone call with insurance fixing thing when the patient inevitably wants it changed down to 7


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I don’t enjoy being racist but I do it out of necessity. I wish I could be some retard liberal in a polycule drinking matcha. Instead I’m an incel who is forced to save the world.


*burps and rubs my big round belly* I see you go to lunch in 4 minutes can I get a walk in vaccine real quick


I am going to crash out at work someday soon holy fuck how stupid can people be bro I can go q up iron4 and everyone in lobby will be higher iq than here


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DO NOT MAKE YOUR NEW YEARS RESOLUTION TO EAT MORE FIBER BECAUSE YOU WILL SHIT YOUR PANTS ON JANUARY 7


I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints 🗣️ and then I smoke two more 🗣️🗣️🗣️💯🔥🗣️


Starting the new year off right but huffing chemicals


"be careful of drunk drivers!" I AM THE DRUNK DRIVER SHUT UP AND PASS ME A BEER RAHHHH


I am immune to alcohol


Type shit I be on

Gonna kiss my own butthole at midnight



Haven't showered in a year


Coworker complains about hours. Coworker won't pick up shift when open up


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When not playing Hank I like to pretend I'm the Lion King. Hakuna matata motherfuckers

deanjnorris's tweet image. When not playing Hank I like to pretend I'm the Lion King. Hakuna matata motherfuckers

Just got done tearing up some carpet. Not in the lesbian way unfortunately


Finally low elo

AnEnjoyed's tweet image. Finally low elo

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